Place Mr. Baron Into Our Custody, Hes Our Target Now.-Shadow Company

“Place Mr. Baron into our custody, he’s our target now.”-Shadow Company 

A crossover comic that needed to be made. I’m surprise that no one made a comic about this, since everyone makes the “Baron looks like a Pearl” thing popped up.

Well, it’s here and I’m calling it Odd Pearl AU. (or crossover.)

Did you know why Sophia Greenville retired?

Because she was thinking about Daniel Wadson, and can’t stop thinking about him. She didn’t retired, and she just got back from the force. 

Sophia Greenville retired?

Sophia Greenville: Sigh, after all my life. I still thinking about Daniel Wadson. The man that I loved back from the lake. I wonder were was he?

In an actual Half Life, HECU Marine COULD butthead the Scientist, or use a sidearm to target their heads. 

Hunt Down the Freeman x HLVRAI where instead of Gordon beating up Mitchell, it was Coomer and the rest of the science team. He still blames Gordon for some reason.

“Um Lance, allow me to kill Baron.”

Local (alien) teen must catch up on decade of embarrassment from supportive, doting dad…

More hybrid!au shenanigans. He got the “war voice” from his mom. It’s supposed to sound really gravelly and growly, but I’m not sure how to convey that in text without it looking like screaming.

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Baron: I gave seminars on manipulation. I could reach into a man's soul and unravel it with one tug

Lance: Hit me

Baron: You have huge daddy issues

Lance *shrugs*: So do you

Baron: I'LL KILL YOU! C'MERE!

Navy Seals: Target on Baron boys.