In An Actual Half Life, HECU Marine COULD Butthead The Scientist, Or Use A Sidearm To Target Their Heads.

In an actual Half Life, HECU Marine COULD butthead the Scientist, or use a sidearm to target their heads. 

Hunt Down the Freeman x HLVRAI where instead of Gordon beating up Mitchell, it was Coomer and the rest of the science team. He still blames Gordon for some reason.

Baron: Lance called me the B-word!

Lance: Motherfucker doesn't start with a B

Point the sniper rifle to Baron: Target sighted sir.

“Don’t feel shame Lance, General Watchmen has already deployed his Shadow Company to neutralize Baron.” 

“Pouty Kid” Lance (2020)

Corporal Lance, but in training

He should said, “Don’t worry Adrian, I’m going to get you out of here from this void.” 

ive become the 5th person in the hdtf fandom

“Shame on you your highness, you’re going to regret it so bad if you say that.”-Shadow Company 

And then Edward refused to speak to the King for three months…

Inspired by this post from @sbt-incorrect-quotes.

Baron: I gave seminars on manipulation. I could reach into a man's soul and unravel it with one tug

Lance: Hit me

Baron: You have huge daddy issues

Lance *shrugs*: So do you

Baron: I'LL KILL YOU! C'MERE!

Navy Seals: Target on Baron boys.