Baron: Lance Called Me The B-word!

Baron: Lance called me the B-word!

Lance: Motherfucker doesn't start with a B

Point the sniper rifle to Baron: Target sighted sir.

In an actual Half Life, HECU Marine COULD butthead the Scientist, or use a sidearm to target their heads. 

Hunt Down the Freeman x HLVRAI where instead of Gordon beating up Mitchell, it was Coomer and the rest of the science team. He still blames Gordon for some reason.

“Um Lance, allow me to kill Baron.”

Local (alien) teen must catch up on decade of embarrassment from supportive, doting dad…

More hybrid!au shenanigans. He got the “war voice” from his mom. It’s supposed to sound really gravelly and growly, but I’m not sure how to convey that in text without it looking like screaming.

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He look alike Jean Reno to me. 

freeman… you fuckos uppos my face… 

I can still see her Infested Kerrigan shadow.

“You don’t see it,” “Don’t see what, darlin’?” “The darkness. The darkness that’s… within me. It… scares me, sometimes. It’s so strong. And so powerful.”

I would rather send in the death troops to spark their ass (except Lance).