Not So Fast Baron, Your Aint Going Nowhere This Time. Prepare To Face Your Consequences.

“Not so fast Baron, your ain’t going nowhere this time. Prepare to face your consequences.” 

nope to gonna try to shade

“Um Lance, allow me to kill Baron.”

Local (alien) teen must catch up on decade of embarrassment from supportive, doting dad…

More hybrid!au shenanigans. He got the “war voice” from his mom. It’s supposed to sound really gravelly and growly, but I’m not sure how to convey that in text without it looking like screaming.

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thinkin bout my hdtf rewrite more and I wanna incorporate an idea from the demo where mitchell could see dead people’s memories via orbs. not sure if i can make it work but we’ll see!

also this scene is based off that one bit where a dude gets killed by the only barnacle in the game, cause that’s the first person mitchell sees die after he’s brought back

Mother of god, Nova what did the Zerg did to you?

How do you imagine an infested Nova?

since I’m super bad with coming up with designs myself

i picture her to look like in her Heroes of the Storm concept art :’D

In an actual Half Life, HECU Marine COULD butthead the Scientist, or use a sidearm to target their heads. 

Hunt Down the Freeman x HLVRAI where instead of Gordon beating up Mitchell, it was Coomer and the rest of the science team. He still blames Gordon for some reason.

I would rather send in the death troops to spark their ass (except Lance).