I Think Imma Make A Masterlist Of The Random Poetry I Have In My Notes App

I think imma make a masterlist of the random poetry I have in my notes app

GIVE ME PATHETIC HOBIE

"Hobie would rizz you up."

That nigga who said "I was this cool the whole time"?

"Hobie is so suave and charming."

The same man who sounded like a reluctant toddler after Miles was told what to do?

(Cutest scene with him in it too. "I'll do it but not because you told me too 😤" Ok baby, now eat your broccoli.)

"Hobie is so mysterious."

This the same man who was like nah I'm not gonna give y'all my face but I will give you my full government name right? We're talking about the same man right????

Where's the "Hobie would see someone attractive and immediately start infodumping to them"?

Or

"Hobie doesn't know how to show affection in a NT way so he builds tiny model figurines of you or something you like out of recycled materials"?

IDC what anyone says. To me this man is a dorky lil bastard who thinks he's the greatest thing to come from humanity since the electric guitar. He thinks he knows what he's doing. He goes into conversations fully confident that he's got this only to fall flat on his face. Anyone who isn't mesmerized but his face is immediately sitting there trying to plan their escape and Hobie is none the wiser.

GIVE ME PATHETIC HOBIE OR GIVE ME DEATH.

Oceanofpdf my favorite website to pirate books is gone😭

I swear if I keep losing access to my online resources for my special interests I’m gonna riot

But if any of you pookies know how to get free ebooks hit my line PLEASE

I am extremely desperate

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I wanna be someone’s princess so bad its not even funny😭