So I Found Out That My Coworker Has Been Selling Gay Indulgences And Honestly What A Fucking Genius She

So I found out that my coworker has been selling gay indulgences and honestly what a fucking genius she is

Reblog this, and let it be known....

Reblog this if you actually want to be transformed...

Reblog this if you are done with the old you and want to become a twink, or a jock, or a bear.

Send me a message and maybe I can help you! It will take some changes in your lifestyle but maybe your requests don’t have to be fiction!

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To start:

For notreturnvoid

We’ll need an Irishman:

NO!

Dear god no. No, try again.

Better. Oh yes… much better.

But he looks too sweet. Maybe someone with Black Irish coloring?

There we go! But he’s so young! And in need of a comb. Age him a bit?

Hmm… A bit more.

Why hello….

(Ahem.)

Yes, good. Very good. But he’s looking like our previous good Irish boy.

THAT WASN’T AN INVITE BACK DORNAN! (Iloveyou)

So, make the dark haired one more bad boy?

Yes…

YES…

Jesus take the wheel…

Yes. Oh god yes. He will do.

But now we need to add pirate to the mix.

Kinky. But no.

More like, a dash of this:

A pinch of this:

And a touch of scoundrel:

Me likey…

Ok, show me.

Dear God. What I have I done? Shit. I take it back. It’s too much.

I didn’t mean it. WHERE IS THE UNDO BUTTON?????

Crap. He’s learning. HE KNOWS.

fuckfuckFUCKFUCK

I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. Forgive me. I knew not what I did…