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nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.
me: oh cool
nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.
me: oh cool
nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.
me: oh... cool?
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How many lightyears of water can you suck
Shoutout to the time I told someone I’d wanna be “the girl in a relationship” and they walked away thinking I was bi instead of trans
"What would you do,
if your world came tumbling down?"
Oh, if only we had genders like mushrooms
Bones by imagine dragons but I freely let my mind horribly distort the lyrics
“Ayeayea there is salad in ma zone”
Where are the genderplasma people at? Too hot to touch and bending the laws of physics
The US has announced plans to sponsor a new rapper, named Big Government
imagine if gender solid people were all seen as 1 gender. chaos
New gender just dropped: gendershit
No matter the situation, your gender switches to the worst one that it could possibly be for any given situation
Y’know, it’s actually kinda nice to scream into the void sometimes. Dunno why, but hey isn’t that life sometimes? Dunno exactly where I’m going with this, maybe I’ll think of something in a few days