Nasa: We're Going To Shoot Three Rockets Directly At The Sun During The Total Eclipse. For Study And

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

Where are the genderplasma people at? Too hot to touch and bending the laws of physics

Bones by imagine dragons but I freely let my mind horribly distort the lyrics

“Ayeayea there is salad in ma zone”

Shoutout to the time I told someone I’d wanna be “the girl in a relationship” and they walked away thinking I was bi instead of trans

The US has announced plans to sponsor a new rapper, named Big Government

Ok so my bf had a thought, what if people started dressing up in pig suits to blend in with the cops-