I Cannot Be Normal About Masked Men. Do U Maybe Wanna Fuck Me Or Stab Me Or Both

i cannot be normal about masked men. Do u maybe wanna fuck me or stab me or both

Well duh, I don’t trust those who don’t believe it 😆

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Can’t be tamed!

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Intro

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Have you ever wondered what it's like to be thrown into a life you didn't ask for? How about having to fight every day just to survive? Venture threw a forest trying to get you killed at every turn? Not even meet a cute little hobbit and dwarves? Geeze could never be me, you humans are so weird.

Well regardless, in a land filled with many possibilities lies a woman. A woman whom we follow threw her small moments and her big moments. Threw petty fights and ones concerning her life, this girl has yet to leave the confines of her birthland; but given the right opportunity, she could run. Her cage a reck and her self a mess

Walk on into a story about a woman who just wants to be free, hop from place to place. Having fun living part of a normal life but vibe with the unexpected. A beautiful woman indeed, all she wants to do is live free, run around, touch the sky, swim with the many fishes she's heard about, and get the heck out of dodge. Join our lovely Elvira (El-ver-ra) in 'Can't Be Tamed!' on her journey to her own enjoyment.

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Word count: 138

Ps. Elvira's name sounds more like the words 'Elf' and 'She-Ra' thus 'Elvira'. I hope this helped.

Hello again, been struggling to eat and been stressed about rent this month. I dont want to be homeless on my birthday, and I applied for government aid and college so hopefully this will be the last month I need help. But yeah no. Lifes pretty shit rn.

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Draken is the ‘mother’ who has to come over everytime he loses the child. He’ll pop into your place to find Mikey laying on you asleep, he’d pick the little rug rat up apologizing for him before walking away. Not before asking about your day and the next time you wanna hang out lol 😂

I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them!