Artist, writer, dumbass. 18 y.o. Izzy apologist from the very BEGINNING. Aziraphale enjoyer till the very end. Amen.
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"Passing curiosity", a Good Omens very silly comic.
I regret nothing.
That time in ancient Greece when Aziraphale needed a speedy horse and accidentally invented the pegasus
VS.
Whatever Crowley had going on in medieval times
The new year 2024 has arrived and I have already found something to keep myself busy during these holidays)
I have decided to unleash The Day Muriel Had Enough comic unto my wonderful Tumblr Followers!
Thank you for the support and hilarious comments! It means so much to me and makes it easy to keep at it!
Happy holidays with all my love and nonsense!
Yes. Yes she did.
Did I accidentally make my boyfriend accept that he is a furry
This is incredible.
Me: Sad :c
Three jars of homemade mead in my bathroom: *sizzling in the distance*
Me: FUCK YES I'M NOT SAD ANYMORE I'M MAKING MEAD LIFE IS FULL OF GLORIOUS THINGS LOOK AT THAT FUCKING GLOVE ON THE TOP IT IS!!!! INFLATED!!!! I'M!!!!!!! MAKING!!!!!!!!!! MEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Sad :c
Three jars of homemade mead in my bathroom: *sizzling in the distance*
Me: FUCK YES I'M NOT SAD ANYMORE I'M MAKING MEAD LIFE IS FULL OF GLORIOUS THINGS LOOK AT THAT FUCKING GLOVE ON THE TOP IT IS!!!! INFLATED!!!! I'M!!!!!!! MAKING!!!!!!!!!! MEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“you’re an art model does that mean you’re NAKED?” “yeah” “whoa….those lucky artists ;)”
…buddy.
Same.
Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?
Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.
Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.
Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?
autism screening quizzes will be like “do you take things too literally” and then ask fifty of the worst-worded questions ever dreamt up by man
neocities guide - why you should build your own html website
do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!
what is neocities?
neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."
why should I make my own website?
web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.
what would I even put on a website?
the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site
getting started: neocities/html guide
sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles
fun stuff to add to your site
want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have
web revival manifestos & communities
also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience
in conclusion
i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities
So the new doctor who episode just told us that if the doctor chose a name it would be "Rose"
Which is so, so beautiful sad and devastating
Yeah, with me😎
i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track
Someday, that will be me again.
"I am not okay and I never will be."
But that's alright.
I will wait regardless.
I fucking love my girlfriend and I will not shut up about it once she comes out publicly. I will not. Not a day will pass without me saying "I LOVE MY WOMAN LOOK AT HER" in my telegram blog. This is it. This is gay as hell. I love gay. I am gay. Gay.
I see a lot of ‘cis’ women say they wish they were androgynous in the way men were or they wish they were pretty in the way men were. This is your sign to go try to do that. You may find you enjoy being an androgynous woman. You may find you no longer identify as a woman. You may find you don’t like androgyny. You will not know until you try. Cut your hair if you’ve always wanted to but have been afraid to. Shop in the men’s section if you’ve been too nervous to. Wear clothing with an androgynous  silhouette. Experiment with binding, take baby steps with compression bras if you want. Wear unisex scents. Live life. Try things you want to try. A lot of cis women do not understand the joys of mens pants and mens deodorant. I think everyone should try both of those things.
geralt ‘continent renowned monster hunter’ of rivia completely failing to read the room and realize that regis is a vampire for 87 whole pages is sincerely one of the funniest things I’ve ever read. context book caps under the cut !
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GO!!! AND HAVE GAY SEX!!!!!! DUMBASS!!!!!
You cannot convince me the Ritz wasn't a date
On the top section where Azi and Crowley are, there are only couples. Every single table with customers is two people - three are man/woman, one is woman/woman, two are man/man.
Then on the lower section is groups.
Is it because of the tables? NOPE.
Most of the tables are round with four chairs. So, this is purposely staged so that couples are separate from the groups, and who is Azi and Crowley with? The couples on dates.
It is beautiful, elegant, romantic.
EVERY SINGLE OTHER PLACE they got drinks or food at before this was not an overtly romantic place.
I mean, the food temptation scene is definitely shot like a frickin sex scene, but they're not even sitting near each other.
I will not deny that the 1940s ending scene is set up like a date. The candle light, the round white-clothed table - bit like the Ritz?
Except one thing - it's completely secluded, in private, away from prying eyes. Even the first few shots are behind the bookcase then the stairs, like we're spying on them.
This was the first time we saw that romance out in the open, in a place where lovers go to share drinks and a meal, and it's so beautiful.
Friendship ended with Twitter, Tumblr is my best friend now, I'm DONE.