It's Called Growing Up, It's Weird Concept, Where You Just Accept The Reality And Just Go Into The Woods

It's called growing up, it's weird concept, where you just accept the reality and just go into the woods to snort ants like the rest of other, older tumblrians, because

gotta love how in 2012 Tumblr, all the replies on even slightly weirdly worded posts and replies were like "oh mY GOD what did I just read" and "THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS ON DRUGS" and a long series of Superwholock gifs of people flailing and laying face down on the ground and generally overreacting

and in 2022 someone can just calmly post shit like "off I fuck on my weekly journey into the deep murky woods to snort a line of ants off the Woodland Ghoul's dick" and nobody even comments, they'll just quietly nod like yeah mood and reblog that shit.

Maybe a faint little "yeah that's valid" hiddne quietly in the notes.

This man have:

1. Too much time

2. Too much chocolate

3. Me, too far away to eat said chocolate in like... 5 minutes

(it's amazing what he can create, I love it)

I beg your pardon

And it randomly change, like one day you have blue checkmark and then suddenly it disappear and you will never see it again for the next 86 years or 2-6 weeks, who know when it will appear again?

What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject

Sometimes my professors from university emailed my class, that they finished checking our last works or that they gave us final grades... One time it happened like: first group got they grades at 00:21 am, second group at 01:32 am, and third group, where I was, at 3:32 am... I don't think my professors care about our rest and well-being... Their class was always priority, even if the subject was dumb and we really don't need it

TL;DR Loki is touch starved and has problems with touching (from a person with the same reaction to touch)

Short explanation:

As a person with touching problems (i don't like that much when someone touch me, but I am also touch starved, let's face it xD), who wasn't touched/huged ​that much as a child and was a little loner in school and some other shit with "hugs are for 'recharging your batteries' or as reward"...

It's a surprise when someone touches you... One of my best friends hug me almost every day for 4 years at school (To say hi to me or give me a surprise hug or something) and my reaction was always the same... 2-3 sec to "Someone I like touched me... WoW"freeze, "I like this? Or maybe not?"thinking and then I hug her back

So yes... Loki's face and all body reaction looks like normal respond from person like me... And it hit much more, when you start thinking about it...

loki’s surprised face when sylvie touches his hand...the way he’s never felt like this before i’m sorry i ship them they hit hard

Why don’t we see gay love amongst other races? Why’s does it always have to be white dudes?!