This Man Have:

This man have:

1. Too much time

2. Too much chocolate

3. Me, too far away to eat said chocolate in like... 5 minutes

(it's amazing what he can create, I love it)

I beg your pardon

And how far exactly? Because you know...

Also that's how it's now for a reference:

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE BUTTONS SO FAR AWAY ON MOBILE TOO NOW

It's called growing up, it's weird concept, where you just accept the reality and just go into the woods to snort ants like the rest of other, older tumblrians, because

gotta love how in 2012 Tumblr, all the replies on even slightly weirdly worded posts and replies were like "oh mY GOD what did I just read" and "THIS ENTIRE WEBSITE IS ON DRUGS" and a long series of Superwholock gifs of people flailing and laying face down on the ground and generally overreacting

and in 2022 someone can just calmly post shit like "off I fuck on my weekly journey into the deep murky woods to snort a line of ants off the Woodland Ghoul's dick" and nobody even comments, they'll just quietly nod like yeah mood and reblog that shit.

Maybe a faint little "yeah that's valid" hiddne quietly in the notes.

Favourite colour: Black and deep green

Currently reading: a few fanfics and Rise of Empire by Michael J Sullivan

Last song: Angst by Rammstein

Last series: ugh... I think it was Heartstopper?

Last movie: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (twice, once with my sister and cousin and then with my dad... It was really good movie, I would go watch it again)

Sweet/savory/spicy: sweet and spicy, separately and at the same time

Currently working on: Welp... one translation, 6 fanfics (one inspired by songs, one long fic, one story with choices, one continuation of my other fic, another very long fic that is continuation of another story and one finished a story waiting to be checked) and there are some more stories/WIPs xD (yes, my brain works constantly on a new stories, which results in many unfinished stories)

Tagging: I don't know? I am too anxious to do Tumblr? But Welp @casmick-consequences (because obvious reason), @serenity1907 (because you are my best friend and I love you ^-^) @annabelle--cane (because you will be my next Tumblr crush xD), @gayngelofthelordlovesdean (because I love your user name xD) and I don't know... I am shy, why is it so hard?

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Tagged by @cocobutterqwueen

Fav Color: red

Currently reading: Dracula & Circe

Last Song: Obsession by EXO

Last Series: The Great

Last Movie: Eternals & The Moth Diaries

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: Spicy

Currently working on: My phD thesis to become a doctor of oral surgery in a week hopefully

Tagging ➡️ @cockslut-padalecki, @rustytricycle, @navybrat817, @cherienymphe, @threeminutesoflife, @lokislastlove

Okay, so I have 92 tabs on my laptop, 107 in Chrome on my phone and 50 in Opera on my phone... And a shit tone of bookmarks everywhere, even in my notes... But the thing is, if I put something in the bookmarks there is really hight probability that I will find them again after many months or never again xD if I have them open, I will keep an eye on them, even accidentally, I scroll through them, because I remembered something is somewhere there, but still... I don't have a habit to look at my bookmarks, because it's a list of words for me, and opened tabs show me what's there xD

Also it's like looking into someone's mind, 249 open tabs, some are frozen, some are really old, some plays music, some have really specific and weird research going on, most of them are just fanfiction or porn... You know how it is xD

Wait. They aren’t jokes. You guys really keep dozens of tabs open on your browser forever.

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