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Rating each postal dude

Postal 1 dude-

THE OG!!! Could never go wrong with him!! Very classic, and not much to say. 11/10

Postal 2 dude-

The first thing that comes to mind for most people. Got tired of seeing his design everywhere get outta here man😭 4.5/10

Postal 3 dude-

Solid 6/10, i love him but hate him </3

Postal Brain Damaged dude-

Concept art version was WAY better, who gave him that gown??? Who let him walk outside like that????? He look silly af😭😭😭😭😭😭 2/10

Postal Redux dude-

No words, im disappointed. Any negative number/10

Movie dude-

no

Postal 4 dude-

Stinky, but way more tolerable than whatever BD dude is👍 5.5/10

Corkscrew Rules dude/Shtopor-

Such an innocent trans icon angel😇 i love this bbg!! 10/10

Creds to whoever made this beauty but I’m sketching *cackles evilly* might post later idk

Some p1 dude HCs!!

This post might be long srry abt that arghhh (curse you mobile tumblr!!!!!!!!!!!)

Is around his mid to late 20s

His parents divorced when he was younger

Owns a guitar and loves Rock and Metal (and occasionally Grunge????)

Postal Redux dude is his demon

Def would be able to tell you every single fact about something he loves

He found Champ in a box on the streets while it was raining (like the cartoons fr)

Has a leg bouncing stim !!!!!

Also fiddles with his thumbs as if he’s about to be interrogated

Goes silent when he’s angry or annoyed

Owns one of those Beanie Baby plushies (specifically one of the bird ones)

Sometimes each winter, he’ll hallucinate making snowmen with PR dude

Had a very caring mother

Sleeps like he’s dead or smthn (leg hanging off the bed dramatically)😭

Also a deep sleeper (if that makes sense)

He owns a lil tiny ol’ puppy Champ

Champ cheers him up when he’s crying

Works at a Walmart and runs on energy drinks

Whenever he’s trying to sleep, PR dude mocks him about whatever he’s thinking of before he finally falls asleep

Also gets some sort of interesting question in his mind as he’s trying to sleep and immediately grabs his phone and searches to see if it’s true

The type of guy to introduce you to something and gets a little mad when you know more about it than he does

Yes, he would weird other people out. I hope we’ve all accepted that.

Doesn’t understand social cues most of the time

Can be a genuinely nice guy sometimes if you get to know him

Loves giving out candy on Halloween

Occasionally listens to Doja Cat…………

The other dudes have to wash his hair for him because P1 won’t do it himself

The type of guy to have cereal but no milk

He wears one earring (you can’t disagree)

Likes making origami animals when he’s really bored

NUMBER ONE LOVER OF FRUITS‼️‼️

Used to own a pet snake

PR dude eventually somehow separated from P1’s mind and became a separate person (this one’s still a bit weird to me the more I think about it)

Ok that’s it!! I’ll never ever develop any more headcanon ideas ever again

repost cuz the quality was real musty

idk if it still is but if it still is im too lazy 2 fix it