Postal 1 - Tumblr Posts

guh some p3 x p1 stuff 👍

(I wouldve done these digitally but im lazy)

MY LOVE… MY LITTLE ONGYDOPLE. THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE. MY LIL BOPPIEDOOP. SKUNKLESKILE. TIDDILYBOP. LINGLOP. GOPPYSOPPY. FLINJOM FOINGLEDOOPLE.

Its 100% canon that BD dude likes to bully p1 (mike j told me)

Rating each postal dude

Postal 1 dude-

THE OG!!! Could never go wrong with him!! Very classic, and not much to say. 11/10

Postal 2 dude-

The first thing that comes to mind for most people. Got tired of seeing his design everywhere get outta here man😭 4.5/10

Postal 3 dude-

Solid 6/10, i love him but hate him </3

Postal Brain Damaged dude-

Concept art version was WAY better, who gave him that gown??? Who let him walk outside like that????? He look silly af😭😭😭😭😭😭 2/10

Postal Redux dude-

No words, im disappointed. Any negative number/10

Movie dude-

no

Postal 4 dude-

Stinky, but way more tolerable than whatever BD dude is👍 5.5/10

Corkscrew Rules dude/Shtopor-

Such an innocent trans icon angel😇 i love this bbg!! 10/10

OUGH another drawing dump cuz i had these laying around bcuz im lazy

Man i oughta stop drawing on lined paper

Some dude portraits

due to his severe ADD, p3 dude failed to finish his sentence

(srry if this is bad, its one of my first edits that ive posted publicly👍👍(that typo made me cry))

Some p1 dude HCs!!

This post might be long srry abt that arghhh (curse you mobile tumblr!!!!!!!!!!!)

Is around his mid to late 20s

His parents divorced when he was younger

Owns a guitar and loves Rock and Metal (and occasionally Grunge????)

Postal Redux dude is his demon

Def would be able to tell you every single fact about something he loves

He found Champ in a box on the streets while it was raining (like the cartoons fr)

Has a leg bouncing stim !!!!!

Also fiddles with his thumbs as if he’s about to be interrogated

Goes silent when he’s angry or annoyed

Owns one of those Beanie Baby plushies (specifically one of the bird ones)

Sometimes each winter, he’ll hallucinate making snowmen with PR dude

Had a very caring mother

Sleeps like he’s dead or smthn (leg hanging off the bed dramatically)😭

Also a deep sleeper (if that makes sense)

He owns a lil tiny ol’ puppy Champ

Champ cheers him up when he’s crying

Works at a Walmart and runs on energy drinks

Whenever he’s trying to sleep, PR dude mocks him about whatever he’s thinking of before he finally falls asleep

Also gets some sort of interesting question in his mind as he’s trying to sleep and immediately grabs his phone and searches to see if it’s true

The type of guy to introduce you to something and gets a little mad when you know more about it than he does

Yes, he would weird other people out. I hope we’ve all accepted that.

Doesn’t understand social cues most of the time

Can be a genuinely nice guy sometimes if you get to know him

Loves giving out candy on Halloween

Occasionally listens to Doja Cat…………

The other dudes have to wash his hair for him because P1 won’t do it himself

The type of guy to have cereal but no milk

He wears one earring (you can’t disagree)

Likes making origami animals when he’s really bored

NUMBER ONE LOVER OF FRUITS‼️‼️

Used to own a pet snake

PR dude eventually somehow separated from P1’s mind and became a separate person (this one’s still a bit weird to me the more I think about it)

Ok that’s it!! I’ll never ever develop any more headcanon ideas ever again

P1 qnd Redux making snowman!1!

Held off on posting this because i thought the lighting looked bad but i got too lazy to retake the picture

Plus, i erased so much i ruined the paper so way 2 go!!!!!!!!

not proud of this (nor that big fat ibispaint watermark lord have mercy😭🙏)

IVE BEEN STRESSING ABOUT THIS for no reason😭

for @doubleaabat HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!

Yeahhh... Probably drew the dude a bit weird again, but in my defence, I used to draw nothing but cats until not so long ago 🤭... Also, sorry that the weapon isn't accurate, I have no idea about guns, and the reference for the gun was so pixelated I could barely tell what I was looking at.

(Also, game pic thrown in the post, because I said so)

I was so proud of myself for getting there, then the ending happened-... Oh lord, the ending... It was smt-

If something like this can't be posted, I can delete it, idm, I just wanted to share that I did smt today, I won't do this again until next year

Only time where it's socially acceptable to dress up as fictional lil guys, and miss a lot of details, or do whatever tf you want in general because you aren't really doing it professionally (I was on a budget + couldn't find the lil fingerless gloves he had)... Also ignore I look like I haven't eaten, or seen the sun in weeks, and might even look heccing 12 at most, I'm just naturally built like that

Gets shot in the head and dies

Scared eyes open wide

Potal guy 🤯

Hey dude ur ok?

Song: Krovostok - amfibiya

The year of experiments heh

Started it at june, but ended only today