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if humanity ends up getting microchip implants in their brains in my lifetime i'm going to mod the shit out of that. I already make myself do side quests-- today's is add more music to my mp3 player-- but it'd be so much more fun and memorable if it had the fallout quest taglines in the top left of my vision and the sound effect to go along with it.

transcript under the cut, but frankly i think this is best experienced blind

“if you see something you like, it’s yours!”

[cartoon boing sound effect]

[nervous laughter] “okay!… wait, so…”

“this is big, huh?”

“you’re too nice! don’t worry, i can take it. not the whole thing, thank goodness, that’d be really hard.”

[loud, repetitive metal clanging]

“yes! this is gonna be fun!”

[clanging continued]

“please, go on.”

[clanging speeds up]

“serves me right! that’s it, make me take my medicine!”

[disjointed metal falling sound, layered with Yes Man’s “woohoo!”]

“you really know how to make a robot happy!”

[cartoon smooch sound effect]

“i love you too.”

The fic passed the vibe check! Gotta add a few more scenes and rewrite the beginning, but it satisfies my tastes, so I'm having a good feeling about it :]

Starting to write during the early hours was a brilliant ideas, because now I get to read sentences like this one

Imagine,,, being hold like a burrito,,, isn't that the definition of "romance"? <3

thinking abt yes man sorry stinkalink...

Ig this is my fallout new vegas self insert, totally made just to be silly with a certain silly lil robot