I Think Izzy Hands Has A Cat And/or Dog Allergy

i think izzy hands has a cat and/or dog allergy

so we have the scene where ed seems almost confused by "his" policy of no pets on board

it could be explained by a number of reasons, but i do get a feeling that izzy does a lot if not most of blackbeards recruiting, so i think it stands to reason to believe that he's the one telling new recruits to kill their pets

do i have any grounds to make that claim? no, but i find the idea hilarious

he wants to be so tough and like blackbeard and gets taken down by some dog hair

can't believe they confirmed it like that

Arthur is courage Merlin is magic and Gwaine is strength but there is no wisdom because those dumbasses share a collective braincell

“Star Trek and Star Wars have one thing in common,” I say to the crowd.

Reluctantly the crowd replies, “Yes, they are gay and in space.”

“Yes,” I concede, “but that is not all.”

“Oh?” The crowd is intrigued. “What is it?”

I smirk. “Kitties.”

i just watched the eternals blooper reel and apparently ikaris was eating twinkies multiple times in the movie, which on it's own is funny enough because he seems the most disconnected from humanity and their doings and creations

someone could have told him that if the planet gets destroyed and they get to a new planet, there might not be twinkies or at least not for a few millennia. i think he would have reconsidered at that

but the whole thing just reminded me of the 2012 avengers tower fics with thor eating pop tarts

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