Lmao Not Me Doing A Random Ten Pull For The Shits And Giggles And Getting Two More Into The Canvas Cards

lmao not me doing a random ten pull for the shits and giggles and getting two more into the canvas cards 🤣 i am so cooked when the next limited cards come around.

Ok Aurora has that black card. What's she spending on this week?

So I feel like first off this girl is definitely texting him that she still has it (she picks and chooses the crimes she commits okay). And if he's like 'treat yo self' about it then 100% she is getting some upgrades and custom shit done on her motorcycle. Like I feel like that's where she'd really splurge since she doesn't strike me as super materialistic (mostly because I hc that the Association pays they're hunters well enough so she can actually afford her own stuff if she really wanted to,. Like not rich but comfortable and paid better than most). Maybe she'd buy herself a few pairs of boots and gloves for patrolling, maybe just a few pieces of clothing to add to her closet. Oh! And she's sooo using the card to drop some hefty donations at a few animal shelters. Gotta make sure the cute animals stay fed lmao.

Nestling deeper into the blanket burrito she had formed around herself, Aurora gave him an appreciative smile as she watched him silence his watch. She really had overworked herself this time, taking on more missions than normal and just constantly pushing her body past its limits. "Really? You really are the best Xavier." Aurora told him as she scooted herself closer so she could lean against him with a happy sigh.

"When I'm not feeling so run down I can cook you dinner if you want." It was the least she could do for him if he was going to go through all the trouble of making she she didn't starve that day. "Will you spend the day with me? Or do you have things you need to do today?"

@resonaate sent: ❛  honestly, i don't think i wanna leave the house today.  ❜ (for xavier)

A soft hum resonates from the hunter's lips for a moment as he thought over her statement. On one hand he knew it'd be best to coax her out of the cocoon of blankets she's made for herself, but on the other hand he can't help but sympathize. All those long shifts lately at work surely had to be weighing down on her. Xavier can't even recall if she took a day off last week. Sapphire eyes conveyed a strong sense of concern before he made the decision of silencing any calls and / or alarms from the association on his watch. Once silenced, he took to sitting beside her on the other end of the sofa.

❝ Then I won't make you leave the house today. In fact, i'll even go out to the store to pick up your favorite snacks & lunch if you haven't eaten yet. How does that sound? ❞

RANDOM DIALOGUE PROMPTS. [ ACCEPTING! ]

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑮𝑶𝑶𝑫 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑪𝑬 .    (   sentence  starters  originating  from  season  one  of  ‘ the good place ’ .   adjust  pronouns  as  necessary ,  mature themes are present! )

❛  oh ,  one question.  where  am  i ,  who  are  you ,  and  what’s  going  on ?  ❜ ❛  cool .  cool .   i  have  some  questions .  ❜ ❛  are  you  sure  you  want  to  hear ?  ❜ ❛  cool ,  bring  it  in ,  man !  ❜ ❛  you’ll  stand  by  my  side  no  matter  what ,  right ?  ❜ ❛  promise  me .  say  it :  “ i  promise  i  will  never  betray  you  for  any  reason ”  ❜ ❛  somebody  forked  up .  ❜ ❛  i  mean ,  you  do  get  how  that’s  worse ,  right ?  ❜ ❛  maybe  it’s  not …  ACTUALLY  all  that  bad .  ❜ ❛  i’m  just  asking  you  to  fudge  a  little  bit !  ❜ ❛  i  have  a  stomachache .  ❜ ❛  that’s  ‘ fun ’ .  ❜ ❛  okay ,  that’s  really  specific  and  makes  me  think  that  you  definitely  did  do  that .  ❜ ❛  what  a  condescending  bench .  ❜ ❛  let’s  just  face  it ,  [ name ] ,  you  don’t  belong  here !  ❜ ❛  this  is  a  putrid ,  disgusting  bowl  of  ethical  soup .  ❜ ❛  that  was  my  first  time  as  a  fashion  “ don’t ”  and  i  was  NOT  here  for  it .  ❜ ❛  you’re  the  most  self - obsessed  person  i’ve  ever  met .  ❜ ❛  time  to  pick  a  designated  driver .  ❜ ❛  before  you  say  anything …  that’s  it ,  i  just  don’t  want  you  to  say  anything .  ❜ ❛  we’re  gonna  bang  it  out .  ❜ ❛  okay ,  i  won’t  let  you  down …  starting  now .  ❜ ❛  remind  me  what  i’m  getting  out  of  this  again ?  ❜ ❛  oh ,  so  NOW  i’m  supposed  to  be  nice  and  make  friends ?  ❜ ❛  i’m  telling  you ,  [ name’s ]  out  to  get  me .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  got  something  you  could  slip  into .  ❜ ❛  of  course ,   the  opposite  might  be  true .  ❜ ❛  huh !  what  do  you  think  that  means ?  ❜ ❛  throwing  sand  is  an  excellent  way  to  put  out  a  vodka  fire .  ❜ ❛  good  people  make  me  insecure .  ❜ ❛  i  would  LOVE  not  to  listen  to  you .  ❜ ❛  that’s  a  very ,  very  bad  idea .  do  NOT  be  yourself .  ❜ ❛  i  said  a  lot  of  other  nice  things ,  toughen  up ,  nerd .  ❜ ❛  it’s  nothing ,  it’s  a  tiny  little  inconvenience .  ❜ ❛  dude ,  you’re  hiding  something !  what’s  wrong ?  ❜ ❛  what’s  wrong ,  what’s wrong ,  what’s wrong ,  what’s  wrong ?  ❜ ❛  what  have  you  done  to  me ,  you  monster ?  ❜ ❛  you  are …  unbelievable .  ❜ ❛  get  your  story  straight ,  bro .  ❜ ❛  i  am  VEXED ,  [ name ] .  ❜ ❛  you  have  nothing  to  prove ,   not  to  anybody .  ❜ ❛  i  know  we’ll  never  be  soul  mates ,   but  we’re  friends .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  never  actually  done  this  before ,  it  was  a  theoretical  fantasy -  ❜ ❛  ‘ dEspitE yOuR cONsTaNt MocKerY ~ ’  ❜ ❛  i  once  posed  as  a  hot  prom  date  for  my  cousin .  ❜ ❛  i  even  watched  all  ten  seasons  of  the  show  ‘friends’ .  ❜ ❛  if  i  feel  sympathy  for  anybody ,  it’s  [ name ] .  ❜ ❛  what  is  all  this  junk ?  ❜ ❛  you  devious  little  monsters ,  you .  ❜ ❛  you  have  a  very  ‘ psycho  burnout  guy  mumbling  to  himself  at  a  library  computer ’  type  of  vibe .  ❜ ❛  this  is  gonna  help  both  of  us !  ❜ ❛  we  should  keep  our  eyes  peeled  for  twigs  who  may  have  a  nefarious  agenda .  ❜ ❛  i  just  ethic’d  you  in  the  face !  ❜ ❛  lies  are  like  tigers .  they  are  BAD .  ❜ ❛  we  need  to  cancel  this  party  immediately .  ❜ ❛  why  do  bad  things  always  happen  to  mediocre  people  who  are  lying  about  their  identities ?  ❜ ❛  the  ends  justify  the  means .  ❜ ❛  what  are  you  talking  about ??  it’s  SO  easy  to  live  with  a  lie .  ❜ ❛  i’m  not  supposed  to  be  here .  ❜ ❛  you  forgot  your  own  birthday ?  ❜ ❛  alright ,  i  will .  for  you .  ❜ ❛  can’t  we  just  chalk  this  up  to  a  hilarious  mistake  and  move  on ?  ❜ ❛  can  we …  skip  around ,  and  circle  back ?  ❜ ❛  why  is  everyone  so  jealous  of  me ?  ❜ ❛  oh ,  hello  -  you  look  like  a  piece  of  crap .  ❜ ❛  hey  now ,  come  on ,  let’s  not  insult  people .  ❜ ❛  go  get  me  a  drink .  ❜ ❛  somebody  made  a  person  out  of  wet  mulch  and  leaves  and  like …  dead  slugs ,  and  that’s  you .  ❜ ❛  did  you  two  go  to  pound  town ?  ❜ ❛  i’m  better  than  i  used  to  be .  ❜ ❛  alright ,  i  have  to  ask .  is  this  thing  gonna  happen ?  you  and  me ?  ❜ ❛  you  need  to  stand  up  for  yourself !  ❜ ❛  you’re  barely  even  a  regular ,  functioning  person !  ❜ ❛  woah  woah  woah ,  you  think  i’m  into  [ name ] ?  ❜ ❛  i  need  to  step  outside  for …  some  air .  i  will  not  be  back  for …  many  days .  ❜ ❛  why  are  you  so  nice  to  me ?  ❜ ❛  oh  good ,  you’re  back .  ❜ ❛  pobody’s  nerfect .  ❜ ❛  well ,  the  nightmare  continues .  ❜ ❛  i’m  a  moron !  ❜ ❛  that’s …  not  great  for  my  case .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  ruled  the  fart  inadmissible  as  evidence .  ❜ ❛  now  i’m  bored .  walking  is  dumb .  ❜ ❛  i’m  gonna  need  a  drink …  or  three .  ❜ ❛  i  only  cared  about  making  money  and  doing  cocaine .  ❜ ❛  there’s  no  time  for  any  of  that  morality  nonsense ,  sweetheart .  ❜ ❛  this  way ,  i  don’t  owe  you  anything  -  you  don’t  owe  me  anything .  ❜ ❛  we  MUST  remain  emotionless .  i’m  talking  kristen  stewart  on  the  red  carpet .  ❜ ❛  please ,  i’m  begging  you ,  please .  ❜ ❛  does  your  brain  work ,  actually ?  do  you  have  a  functioning  head ?  ❜ ❛  sorry ,  [ name ] ,  but  i  can’t  let  us  leave .  ❜ ❛  what  are  you  DOING ,  you  goon ?  ❜ ❛  that’s  what  you  think  hell  is ?  ❜ ❛  it’s  scary ,   like  the  movie  ratatouille .  ❜ ❛  oh ,  that’s  a  joint .  ❜ ❛  REAL  weird  vibe  in  here .  ❜ ❛  i  was  definitely  expecting  some  applause .  ❜ ❛  in  my  opinion ,  which  is  objective  fact  in  this  case  and  all  cases  ever …  ❜ ❛  i’m  not  going ,  i  don’t  wanna .  ❜ ❛  it  is  literally  impossible  for  me  to  do  that .  ❜ ❛  well  -  it’s  been  real ,  dawg .  ❜ ❛  i  feel  like  i’ve  failed  you .  ❜ ❛  i  was  dropped  into  a  cave ,  and …  you  were  my  flashlight .  ❜ ❛  we  can  be  together ,  away  from  everyone  else .  ❜ ❛  holy  motherforking  shirtballs .  ❜ ❛  man ,  this  is  torture .  ❜ ❛  you  ruined  everything ,  you  know  that ?  ❜ ❛  i  was  so  close  to  pulling  it  off !  ❜ ❛  it’s  actually  a  filthy  dumpster  of  our  worth  anxieties .  ❜ ❛  i’m  surrounded  by  people  who  are  literally  better  than  me .  ❜ ❛  you  don’t  love  me ?  ❜ ❛  this  was  supposed  to  be  my  big  moment !  ❜ ❛  dammit ,  [ name ] .  you  are  the  WORST ,   and  you  can  all  suck  it .  ❜ ❛  you  had  no  idea  i  was  gonna  do  that !  ❜ ❛  yeah ,  that  came  out  of  nowhere .  ❜ ❛  oh …   but  it  didn’t  matter .  because  my  motivations  were  corrupt .  ❜ ❛  there’s  something  you  don’t  know  about  me .  ❜ ❛  the  only  thing  you  succeeded  in  doing  was  bringing  us  all  together .  ❜ ❛  uh …  next  time ?  ❜ ❛  if  this  thing  goes  sideways  again ,  you  are  DONE .  ❜ ❛  UGH ,  you’re  useless !  ❜ ❛  alright ,  let’s  try  again ,  shall  we ?  ❜ ❛  YA  BASIC .  ❜ ❛  hold  that  thought .  is  it  okay  if  i  go  work  out ?  ❜ ❛  i  think  this  is  yours .  ❜

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"I was up late and decided to bake more than I needed so it's not trouble, really." She explains, leaning on the counter as she watches him pluck a cookie from the top of the pile.

Aurora offered him a bright smile as he seemed to enjoy the treat, a bit of tension easing out of her shoulders as she messed with a few of the knickknacks by the register. "Glad you like them, just try not to eat them all in one sitting." Aurora joked, her smile going a bit awkward a moment later when he questioned her about using some of the items he'd given her before that fateful night.

"I did actually, but it totally saved my ass so it was worth it." She explained, not going into any further details about what had happened and all that she'd experienced after her little vacation in the N109 zone. "Enough about me though, how's business been?

"O-oh!" He doesn't mean to be so flustered, but not used to receiving things in return he can't help it.

"These are- no, you didn't. Please, I don't need a thank you, I'm always willing to help you out! But... since you're here..." Not to be rude, he inspects the container and pops it open, fishing one off the top to take a bite out of.

"Wow!" Human tastes still were an adjustment for him after all these years, but there was definitely something about homemade foods that just sat a bit differently. It was comforting, and nostalgic. He tries not to sound emotional.

"Thank you these are so delicious! I do hope-"–He checks to ensure there aren't other customers in the store but lowers his voice anyway–"You didn't have to use the serum and silent taser, Miss hunter. But if you did, I can always get you more."