Cant Get Enough Badboyhalo Appreciation

can’t get enough badboyhalo appreciation

foolish quotes from this stream

"I think deep down, a little muffin is crying, and I'm going to free him."

"This Temple of Undying is life. Happiness. Not whatever this is" (gestures at Blood Vines)

"i haven't spilled any blood... i don't like death, i don't like death at all... and I'm going to do my best to keep it that way. ... but it may come down to the greater good."

"Maybe I am once again being naive about it all."

"Years, centuries. People just find different ways to destroy each other. and just because they do it differently they think they have the answer."

"WE'RE CANONICALLY BURNING THIS TOMORROW. IF IT'S A FIGHT THEY WANT IT'S A FIGHT THEY'RE GOING TO GET"

(regarding the Blood Vines) "Guys, I'm not an arsonist. Except when it comes to this, maybe."

"Ayye we're still rich! They can't take that away from us!"

"If I'm going to fight, I'm going to fight dirty. It's not going to be sword-to-sword."

"We had lore for lunch and here's a lore dessert for you guys"

dono: 'At least you don't have us crying from lore, thanks man' "Oh, just you wait, I'll have the tears flowing." (later) "I knocked on wood guys, don't worry. That makes it okay."

(during his 'non-canonical haircut', cuts vines) (throws it away) "ew."

"Whenever I sneeze, lightning shoots out"

(goes to "canonically wash his hands" after touching egg roots)

(to his skeleton horse) "YOU'RE RUINING THE MOOD!"

"this one will kill you guys" (turns on shader anyway)

Foolish needs more attention!!

Foolish calling Bad a muffin, then turning around and basically threatening him in a passive-aggressive way is strangely cute

In honor of Twitter finding out about Gambit, here's a vid of the two adorable dogs!

also: theres not two, there's three ;)

a list rating the villains of the dream smp

do not interact with this post if you're gonna start talkin abt morality because frankly, i do not care, i just want to talk abt why i like them

eret - iconic, inspiring, absolutely revoluntionary

jschlatt - spectacular, amazing, best one

wilbur - the poor deranged jd kinnie, incredible

techno - he was/is a villain he literally contributed to the destruction of l'manberg TWICE you cowards, 10/10

dream - he's the only one im not too fond of but im sure he has many simps or smth

quackity - hes awesome!!!! unbelievably fearless and insanely persistent, isn't afraid to face god himself and fought him several countless times. a crackhead but that only adds to his charm

punz - he's only there for the money and y'know what? good for him, he got his priorties straight

sam - him as a warden is terrifying, he is terrifying, i am terrified of him.

sapnap - vile, horrendous, i can excuse the slaughter of innocents but i draw the line at pet killing. thats just too far dude, very evil

george - if he hadn't slept through the elections none of this would've happened, the worst one

philza - borderline a villain okay, i know he regrets killing wilbur as evident by the fact that his main goal is to bring him back to life, but also he's so incredibly chaotic and would dabble in destruction every now and again like, he isn't nicknamed the angel of death for nothing

niki - she deserves to go feral every once in a while, since literally everyone around her has committed some kind of crime as everything falls apart around them. she can have a lil arson as a treat, maybe a canon kill or two

jack - the man literally clawed his way back from hell out of sheer fuckin spite with the single motive of killing tommyinnit, like that's fuckin raw dude, pop off

tubbo - ???? i have no idea whether tubbo was actually tryin to be a tyrant during his presidential reign cause he did do pretty sus things but then again he's tubbo so you can never rlly tell, would be a good cartoon villain

antfrost - very loyal to the egg, is actually quite intimidating and im not sure if its cause im slightly terrified of cats or because he's under the egg's control. probably both

bbh - amazing, wonderful, phenomenal. legit when i first saw his badlands speech i was such in awestruck. bad's one of my favourites, really great villain, he is doing so great

ranboo - ive got my fuckin eyes on you big sus memory boy

honorable mentions:

egg - what the fuck even are you

ponk - sided with the egg out of spite, which is a respectable decision and very valid of him

fundy - loved the spy arc, didn't go through with villain arc but he's beloved nonetheless

ranbob - a mass murderer & dream kinnie

sir billiam III - he exists. enough said.

watching foolish’s egg lore stream and being really amazed by his monologues and acting. he saw the spead of the vines, the problem and his first response was disappointment. He’s centuries old, these are just bothersome inconveniences to him.

The tone of his voice, his attitude. He’s talking to this alien creature that controls people’s minds and manipulates them into doing things but foolish is a literal god. how can this lowly creature dare to get on his bad side?