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Can I just say seeing this many people on the server again is nostalgic as fuck, which is weird considering only a year had passed.
What Jobs Does Everyone in the Dream SMP Have Outside of Politics, Terrorism and the Draft ™ (this is a headcanon lol)
okay so a lot of us saw the post about the idea that the dream smp’s town tailor would be absolutely exhausted, but idk how many of you saw the ensuing tailor!tommy au/headcanon where someone brought up the fact that tommy sewed his own clothes back together with string from techno after he escaped exile
everyone just went off on a tangent about tommy being an arrogant, violent little shit with the world’s most wholesome hobby, and since then i’ve wondered what everyone’s jobs would be aside from that, but we’ll get the more obvious ones and the ones i’ve already talked about out of the way first
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“When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy” - griffin mcelroy
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(if you liked, please reblog!! likes are appreciated but reblogs do more to support artists)
Chat: PONK TAKING CAT
Foolish: Honestly let him have one
Chat: HE’S TAKEN THE BEE
Foolish: WHAT?!
(Such a quick change)
When Ponk tired to blow Foolish up he yelled “LOVE ME” and someone said yandere arc... to you good person thank you but also fuck you
Sooooo... the 16th curse has kicked off already with the death of Ponk's fish! Fun!
Can't wait to see what happens next (assuming anything does)
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when I said "Can't wait to see what happens next"
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I DIDN'T MEAN BREAK INTO THE FUCKING PRISON!
Watching Ponk break Budding Amethyst hurts so much emotionally like bruuuuh
There's no point to this post, just wanted to post something
HEYYYYYYYYYY LAST REFERENCE POST FOR SLIME RANCHER AU!!! ITS NOT LIKE, ME ENDING THE AU COMPLETELY,
that’s like, ends the references. Yes.
SLIMES.
Main reason, why the ranchers even ended up on Far Far Ranch. They are wiggly, jiggly, bouncy and always hungry. Also amazingly cute!!
Rumours has it, when the night falls, five of the slimes escape their corals to chase one of them around the ranch...
IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, feel free to ask me!!! Whenever you need! Or want!! I will be very happy to answer them all!
HEY HEY HEY WHATS UP I HAVE A SMALL AWESAMFAM FOR YOU TODAY:D
Decided to write a bit about them!! It’s not much but there are their respective ages and shit. I hope you like the drawings!
Note! Fran was around since George was 4. I decided to not include her here, cause she will have her own story! :D
And the last pic - who knows what it may be! Something coming! Maybe something fun!
He! (annotated version under the cut)
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literally forgot to post it here but here’s the lemon father and his lemonlings
Guys, Foolish
Foolish saying he’s not going to spill any blood
Foolish pointing out it’s easy to hate people, but that’s what the Egg wants
Foolish saying Bad, Ant and Ponk aren’t at fault, that they’re being controlled, they’re just puppets right now
Foolish focusing his anger on the Egg rather, always mentioning it instead of the people that it’s using, saying that it is what attacked him or doesn’t like him, saying it’s the reason why they turned on him
Just Foolish acknowledging the mind control and not holding it against them because he understands deep down they’re not acting on their own will
i declare war on my body.
chapter 1: it’s sad to know that we are not alone in this.
(tws: nongraphic self-harm)
punz is the first to come back after the egg is destroyed.
it makes sense; after all, he’s the least connected, the least influenced. he only ever existed on the outskirts of the faction, still the most in control of himself of everyone.
it only takes a few days for him to recover, the red receding bit after bit from his eyes. he spends most of those days sleeping, only waking every few hours to stare at the wall. he tells sam his head feels buzzy, like his thoughts are all out of order, and all sam can do is rub his shoulder and encourage him to go back to sleep.
it’s on the fourth or fifth day he starts to regain any sort of energy, tells puffy a little about what it was like to be under the egg’s influence. he’s allergic to any sort of vulnerability, but no one can deny the way his hands shake, and puffy holds them with her own.
the last of the red bleeds through his tears.
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it takes around two weeks for ant to make any sort of semblance of consciousness. he blinks his cat pupils open on the final day, stares sam in the face, and starts to cry. his eyes are still purple-tinted, but sam can’t care less as he envelopes his friend in a hug. ant is mumbling something that sounds like ‘i’m sorry’ over and over and over again, and sam shushes him, runs a hand along the fur on his head in a calming gesture from when they were kids.
they stay there for a long time. whenever sam tries to pull away, ant hooks his claws in sam’s armor and doesn’t let him leave.
sam doesn’t say anything about it, just obliges.
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it’s a hard and long process, apologizing. punz and ponk speak in quiet, mumbling voices, and no one dares interrupt them. ant begins with puffy, sitting next to her on the beds they set up, and he recounts the story to her.
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Ok actually I’m still on my negative but still big brain juice. I’m going to tell people to watch eggpire arc now cuz mr badboyhalo’s writing is so good and needs recongition.
Tired of the same old political plot and dream & tommy conflicts? Watch the eggpire arc.
Do you think the main dsmp has poor pacing? Watch the eggpire arc, with actual built up and a storyline that’s semi easy to follow.
Do you enjoy paranormal storylines like the dreamon bit? Watch the eggpire arc.
Don’t want to get into Another political intrigue roleplay but still want thought provoking questions about people and power? Watch the eggpire arc.
Is constant angst and drama stressing you out? watch the eggpire arc, which balances its horror, angst and humor pretty well, depending on who you watch.
Do you want lore from less popular streamers and see how they roleplay? Watch the eggpire arc, which is getting new members more then ever.
Do you just really like little shop of horrors? Watch the eggpire arc.
A lot of people’s crit towards the smp’s plot is valid ones- but honestly, I noticed a lot of people’s complaints boil down to just not watching the eggpire lore at all, which address and quite frankly solve most of not all the complaints on this list.
Give the eggpire a chance. It may just surprise you.
pov you JUST said you were going to use your lightning powers but theyre not working so now ur going to get nae-naed in front of ur dad
