Saying Hey Slurt To The Trains

saying Hey slurt to the trains

Stop calling the Acela Sluts, they're self conscious

Remind me again why you guys memorized all the names of every model of train ever used by Amtrak since 1971, what is the use in remembering the name of a Sprinter ACS-64 or a F59PH. I get that it makes for funny jokes, but like I just am not strong enough to memorize every train we have ever run.

Stop saying Brightline is High-speed rail and definitely stop saying it's the nation's first, the Acela Corridor has not been going at upwards of 165 mph since fucking 2000, for you to call Brightline which goes at 79 mph high speed rail

part 4737927383 of me restarting a social media account bc my wife has decided to try it out and i need to be his numero uno fan

i forget they also get my wife in the mix since they make mri machines and other healthcare machines

also their name sounds like semen

gotta shoutout siemens for transcending both of my tism interests since they make locomotives and goofy ass consumer electronics

they’re real ones for that

the acs 64 my beloved

they definitely aren’t the most popular pick being electric new gen power but they’re my favorite and i think they continue the legacy of locos that ran on the northeast corridor beautifully

they’re just such silly guys i love seeing them speed by