Sometimes I Think Im Straight And Faking It Bc I Mostly Have Crushes On Guys But Then A Pretty Girl Walks

Sometimes i think im straight and faking it bc i mostly have crushes on guys but then a pretty girl walks by and im just in absolute awe of this goddess and partially ashamed bc i i realise im no better then a man (i starred a little)

THE BOSCOMBE VALLEY MYSTERY part 3 - read part 1 and part 2 first! What's a detective to do when his perceived invulnerability is tied to his unknowability, etc etc

Some lines are recontextualized from the (frankly wild) opening of THE CREEPING MAN - "He was a man of habits, narrow and concentrated habits, and I had become one of them. As an institution I was like the violin, the shag tobacco, the old black pipe, the index books, and others perhaps less excusable."

THE DYING DETECTIVE is next...

ok but PAY ATTENTION TO THIS BECAUSE!!!! when cohen asked "can't he just wizard his way out" twoflower said "no he can't" WHICH MEANS!!!! TWOFLOWER KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME RINCEWIND WAS UTTERLY SHIT AT MAGIC!!!!!!! because if he didn't he wouldve thought rincewind could just save himself but he outright said that he might die which means!!!!that when he said all that stuff about rincewind being such an awesome capable wizard (and in public nonetheless)......... he was actually just hyping him up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

love it when i just get random ticks. I was in Latin class writing something down and all of a sudden my head decided it's time to say hi to my shoulder (like both my shoulder and my head twitched) and i just whispered 'what the fuck?' and kept writing. Also, now it's changed slightly so when my head twitches back/to the side it just slowly does a full circle. Like it's trying to cover it's up with a stretch

Anyway im laughing at myself bc what the shit

I just listened to 'Unsweetened Lemonade' and honestly the line 'id either die at 12 or ninety-fucking-tree' is so me

stuff from the past week or so!!