Hey Guys

hey guys

I spent actual valuable time on this this morning

I would've actually drawn them making out but the DeviantArt base was ultimately the funnier ending

this is the original if anyone wants to use it hkjdgf

here's a Naked Grumpuses Masterpost

because i've been sitting on this for a few days, i was able to get most of them with neat turnarounds

disregarding every other ship dynamic to present you with a concept of "knows every slang word/phrase used and frequently uses them" X "has no fucking clue what they mean".

I want scenarios where one of them is like "check this out. this is so based" and the other is like. "based? based on what?" and they just stare at each other with gentle concern. and then they make out or something idk

"damn this shit bussin fr" "please speak a language I can understand I'm begging you"

A Cohesive Study Of How The Grumpuses Text

Filbo: his Typing styLe is very chaotic and InconsitEnt!!! He kinda teXts like a Middle Aged mom but he’s Got the Spirit 😄😄 he also usEs a LOT of emojis

Wambus: cut him some slack hes pushing 50 so he isnt tech savvy. all lowercase spelling and doesnt use punctuation unless he ends a sentence so his texts tend to be long on accident. sometimes likes to send :)

Beffica: Canonically uses emoticons like :0) ;0) and ;0P !! Pretty alright spelling but tends to abbreviate wrds that dnt rlly need it. Ends sentences commonly with “LOL” or “~”

Gramble: Makes typos veyr *verh *very often. Hes a fast typer by accudnet *accident. Doesnt use punctuating too often and aside from the tyeos *typis *typos he uses fine grammar. Like Wambus he doesnt punctuate sentences unless he ends sentences

Wiggle: Texts very excitedly!! Never ends sentences with periods and always with exclamation marks!! Uses all caps for EMPHASIS sometimes!!! Uses good grammar and punctuation and signs her texts!!! Big fan of using emojis like “😍” “😄” and “🤩”, xoxoxo ~ WIGGLE WIGGLEBOTTOM ✨🎶

Triffany: Similar To Filbo But With Better Spelling! All Words Start With Uppercase For The Sake Of Emphasis. Frequenter of Emojis 😄🤣. Lol!

Cromdo: ALL CAPS. NOT ONLY TO SEEM LIKE HE’S YELLING BUT ALSO BECAUSE HIS EYES JUST AREN’T THAT GOOD. FINE GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION BUT JUST ALL CAPITALIZED.

Chandlo: OCCASIONAL ALL CAPS but only for the sake of emphasis. mostly lowercase and very little punctuation!! also abbreviated but not as often as Beffica like idk ttyl yk lol!!!! also one of those people who uses 🔥💯‼️📈💪

Snorpy: Texts like your boss. Uses good grammar and punctuation. Some Sentences Have Words That’re Start With Uppercase For The Sake Of Emphasis. Seldom uses emojis.

Floofty: Types the same as Snorpy. Prefers keeping text messages brief if they feel like the conversation is better suited for a face-to-face conversation. Probably has Grammarly on their keyboard. Signs off their texts. — Floofty

Shelda: Her texting is all over the place. Her grammar is fine thanks to her phones spellcheck but doesnt punctuate so a lot of her text messages are run on sentences. Tends to go on longwinded tangents so texting her is an endurance of patience. Likes the 😊 emoji

Eggabell: Types like a teacher sending emails to their class! Pretty good grammar and spelling, sometimes ends sentences with either a “lol” or an emoji of some sort. Uses gifs in conversations a lot. Lol!!

Lizbert: TYPES IN ALL CAPS FOR THE SAKE OF EXCITABILITY!!!! However If She Feels Like The Conversation Is Serious Enough She’ll Type Like This. PRETTY GOOD GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION!!

same vibes!!

Dough kneading