IF I WAS EVER IN A ONE PIECE SITUATION WHERE SIR CROCODILE AND DOFLAMINGO FALL INTO THE SEA AND THEY

IF I WAS EVER IN A ONE PIECE SITUATION WHERE SIR CROCODILE AND DOFLAMINGO FALL INTO THE SEA AND THEY CANNOT SWIM (because they are devil fruit users) JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW

I'LL SAVE SIR CROCODILE WITH NO HESITATION AND CONSIDERATION TO SAVE THE OTHER GUY 😭 he can help himself 😭 i know croco is like a damned villain as well but my man can style himself and I can prolly look at him eye to eye 🫦

but if you asked me who would i save between gecko moria and doffy? i would save my time and effort 🤭😎

(I WOULD SAVE BOA HANCOCK W/O ANY HESITATION AS WELL, SHE HAS ME ON TIGHT GRIP)

basically WANO

Usopp: Zoro is not answering.

Sanji: I'll call him.

Usopp: Franky and I have been calling him again and again, what makes you think he---

Zoro: Oi, stupid cook.

I think it’s crazy how im in love with all of them

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

Soft Zoro appreciation post

Demon Pirate Hunter my ass, he's silly, cute and occasionaly a bit dumb

dressrosa (but I leave the important parts and I just hate doflamingo)

he was 41 (with a bad style) having beef with his brother's son and his teenage buddy wearing flip flops