Happy Fucking Birthday!

Happy fucking birthday!

it's my fucking birthday

What lotion is it, and where can I get some

NEW LOTION I BOUGHT HAS GLITTER IN IT??? DID NOT SAY ON PACKAGE I LOOK LIKE EDWARD CULLEN

Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

Highschool is being in class next to somebody who looks like they came straight from 5th grade and a guy who looks like he manages a home depot

Telling friends to get Tumblr feels like trying to coax someone into a hole that you're currently stuck in

Fergalicious to Karkalicious is the greatest music glow up of all time