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Soooo, I have no clue how to use the mspfa website. but I also want to make a homstuck fan comic. I was thinking of making one on here, but idk. I have a few draft characters and a rough idea of the plot, so Idk. The story would take place about 20 years after the events of homestuck^2. A new set of kids are about to play a game that's totally not sburb, all ring mastered by our first kid, Koda. They are probably the only kid in the main cast with whom has any relationship to our main cast in the og homestuck.

This story would be like the beginning of the homestuck where people would give the kids instructions, and I would choose one of them for the next panel. But I'd like you lovely people on tumblr to help me out a little. Idk if this is even a good idea, so feedback would be great. If you guys want me to make this a reality, then i'd probably need to change change some stuff on here. So tell me what you think?

Also, here's the first draft of our dear first protagonist. With some info blocked out, of course. ;]

Soooo, I have no clue how to use the mspfa website. but I also want to make a homstuck fan comic. I was thinking of making one on here, but idk. I have a few draft characters and a rough idea of the plot, so Idk. The story would take place about 20 years after the events of homestuck^2. A new set of kids are about to play a game that's totally not sburb, all ring mastered by our first kid, Koda. They are probably the only kid in the main cast with whom has any relationship to our main cast in the og homestuck.

This story would be like the beginning of the homestuck where people would give the kids instructions, and I would choose one of them for the next panel. But I'd like you lovely people on tumblr to help me out a little. Idk if this is even a good idea, so feedback would be great. If you guys want me to make this a reality, then i'd probably need to change change some stuff on here. So tell me what you think?

i just discovered karkalicious in 2023, what in the genuine fuck do i do with this information

I AIN'T DOIN HER NO FAVOURS

SHE WANTS TO KNOW THE SECRETS THAT SHE CANT TASTE IN MY PHOTO

DYING JUST TO KNOW THE FLAVOR‼️‼️📢📢🗣️🗣️📢‼️🗣️

Homestuck x Eddsworld

haha fandom crossover

yes, I've done the unspeakable and threw homecuck and edwarlds together based off of the main 4 boy's zodiacs (full and uncolored under cut)

also, here's a lil goof that didnt get through lol

oh no

i made a karkat plushie. its ugly as hell. and yeah he's naked. im sorry baby boy I've done you so bad....

under cut he's posing with a scalemate my friend made

i love my pure scalemate. baby karkat can fuck himself for all i care.

upd: fuck the post is broken. im sorry i cant fix it. even my post is fucking ugly :D

"i am going to hell and I'm gonna try to mildly inconvenience god when I do" -KARKAT VANTAS, PROFESSIONAL ARSONIST

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

KARKALICIOUS 2.0 - BROADWAY KARKAT

AND THERE IT GOES. MY MOST REQUESTED SONG TO DATE. YOU ARE FUCKING WELCOME.

IMAGE CREDIT

LYRICS UNDER THE CUT (AS IF YOU EVEN NEED THEM...)

Four, three, two, fuck you

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonix!

Karkalicious definition makes terezi loco She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo Dyin' just to know the flavor I ain't doin' her no favors No reasons why I tease Her flush just comes and goes like seasons

I'm karkalicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moiraills Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail (Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even egbert wants a piece o' me) I'm karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

Karkalicious def- Karkalicious def- (goddammit, doc scratch, stop fucking around with my mic) Karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy Nepeta's always squealin' Cutesy pet names like karkitty I'm the K to the A, R, K, the A, the T And the majority of pairings had better include me

I'm karkalicious (so delicious) My body stays vicious All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cause I'm doing some fitness Zahhak's my witness Bet that ship curls nepeta's tail And he'll be needing all the towels 'cause I'ma make him sweat pails (Four, three, two, fuck you)

So delicious (super sweet) So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty) So delicious (even egbert wants a piece o' me) I'm karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

Baby, baby, baby If you really want me Honey, get some patience Maybe then you'll get a taste I'll be tasty, tasty I'll be laced with lacy It's so tasty, tasty It'll make you crazy

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty D to the E, to the L I C I O U S To the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the

I'll just spell it out for you!

All the time I turn around trolls gather round Always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood I just wanna say it now I ain't trying to round up drama Little fucker I just don't want you to know And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell Terezi says I smell

Delicious (so delicious) No, I don't do kismesis And if you read any fanfics All that shit is fictitious I blow kisses (mwah!) Don't matter if we're just moiraills Trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail

Four, three, two, fuck you My body stays vicious Zahhak's been feeling nervous 'cause I got down to business Nepeta's my witness (meow!) I'll even let her first ship sail Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

So delicious (eridan, see) So delicious (you can trust me) So delicious (I'll help you be) I'm karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay) I'm karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)

T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty T to the A, to the S T Y - fuckin' tasty D to the E, to the L I C I O U S D to the E, to the L I C I O U S To the D, to the E, to the, L I C I O U S, to the D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the

Now, wait just a motherfucking second!

Do I seriously have to spell this shit Until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original Never had access to spellcheck, I guess

Because TASTEY does not spell tasty Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or Something?

What do you mean human rap artists Are the only ones brave enough to write their own Grammatical trainwrecks and call it music? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore?

Fuck this shit, I quit

Fergalicious to Karkalicious is the greatest music glow up of all time

We need to spread the word about Davekat.

(I'm so glad I made a Tumblr account so I can be as obnoxious as I wanna be talking about Homestuck)

My lil' siblings gave me their old color pens, so I tested them around. I have no idea what I just drew but I know it's Homestuck.

🦀 KARKAT IS NOW LIVE ON MAKESHIP!!! 🦀

The pre-order campaign will only be open for three weeks and are estimated to ship out around January, so nab him while you still can!

Check out the product page to find out more product details about our little freak.

I just started my college classes soooooo... here is collegestuck davekat I drew waiting.

(Psst: Karkitten's wearing the same clothes as I do.)

Dave attends classes in either pajamas or full costumes, no in between. Never ask Dave what's in his man-purse. (He doesn't know what's in the apple juice).

For @davekatweek free day.

Oh my gawd, Computer Architecture Class is sooooooooooooooooo boring >:(