robin-the-enby - Never meant to be human
Never meant to be human

Greetings, fellow creatures! I'm Robin (they/them), 20 y.o. Welcome to my blog! All requests are CLOSED. Side blog: @ihaveadesiretoshitpost

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Hi! Im Not Sure If Matchups Are Open But If They Are Can I Have A Matchup For Either Diabolik Lovers

Hi! i’m not sure if matchups are open but if they are can i have a matchup for either diabolik lovers or black butler if that’s ok!

I’m 5’4, i use they/he pronouns and i’m a intp

i’m really shy when you first meet me and i have pretty bad social anxiety but i’ll warm up to people as i get more comfortable around them i become really chaotic. i’m really clumsy so i tend to just kinda stumble over my own feet a lot. I have a hard time talking to people and making friends so i have two really good friends and that’s about it. I also don’t really like talking to people. I’ve been told my my friends once i warmed up to them i’m a really good listener and easy to talk to so they tend to come to me if the need to rant or need advice on something. I’m also pretty patient and good with kids but i don’t want any of my own. Im a night owl so i’ll stay up till 4 am and then sleep all day i’m just more productive at night. I’m pretty chubby and normally wear jeans a tank top and a button up when i go out but besides that i’m always in sweatpants.

Thank you so much and i hope you have a wonderful day!

Hi! I match you with:

Undertaker

Hi! Im Not Sure If Matchups Are Open But If They Are Can I Have A Matchup For Either Diabolik Lovers

He basically adopted you. Doesn't matter if you didn't speak to him or if you were awkward at first, that man took one look at you and went "Yep. This one."

Then he started asking you to keep him company in the shop. Even if you didn't speak, he'd make up for it with his nonsensical chatter or a comfortable silence, where he'd beckon you to watch him work.

As you get more comfortable and more chaotic around him, he only enjoys your company more and more, because he finds you so incredibly funny. Even your clumsiness is funny to him and every time you trip or fall or bump into something, you can hear him chuckle.

But remember, he's not really laughing at you, because you're clumsy, he's laughing, because he finds it cute. If you don't like it tho, just say so and he'll try not to laugh (he still snickers into his sleeve though).

He always checks up on you if you're alright after you fall or bump into something, too.

He knows you are kind of awkward and unsure around people, so he'd be more than happy to accompany you anywhere you'd like! He won't speak for you, but he'll be there, holding your hand and just being there for support <3

Undertaker doesn't have many worries or problems that you could help him with, but he enjoys seeing how kind and helpful you are to others. Consoling grieving clients of his or gifting orphaned children on the streets with little knick knacks, he can't help the small smile that forms on his face. In those moments he realizes how happy he is to have you and how undeserving he is of someone so amazing as you.

His work keeps him awake until ungodly hours also, so he'll be awake with you. He always makes sure you get plenty of rest tho. As a shinigami, he doesn't really need sleep, but he enjoys taking naps with you from time to time.

He doesn't mind that you're chubby at all. He looooooves to hug you and cuddle you, no matter who's watching, he's just all over you, but like, in an elegant way (not like a certain red haired diva XDDD)

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3 years ago

Thank you for the tag @wamulu!

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3 years ago

Omg, my heart? I-? Oh geez, oh man, I have no words. My heart is absolutely melting right now. You captured the otherworldliness of the dynamic between the characters so well (as I expected you would <3) and put it so beautifully into words. Well done my friend, well done...

Hewwo! I hope you're still taking requests for short stories! If not, please ignore this <3 Could I perhaps request a human x eldritch being? I just love the idea of falling in love with something that your brain cannot comprehend fully. And perhaps you can't interact with them as you could with other monsters, but you can feel their love radiating all around you <3 Thank you!!!

Yup, yup! I’m still taking them!! Oh but of course, you know I love a good spooky cute lover! Just because your mind turns to mush when you try to hang out, doesn't mean you don’t love them!

Eldritch Entity x Hooman

Pictures, like fractals, flutter past your eyes. You can feel your mind open, soften, expand outward. Hushed whispers surround you as you let your vision blur, as you disconnect from your spot on the couch. As your eyes unfocus you see things skirt across your vision, the world around you shifting back into a strange starry realm. It was still composed of the shapes that existed in your world, but merged and smeared together to form a strange terrain.

It used to freak you out when you first tried to shift your vision, but you have been working on slowly getting used to the transition. It wasn’t a real place, more so, it was just a place that they manifested in your mind, you don’t quite remember when they first had tried to make this space, but you knew it was for you. Trying to better find a connection where the two of you could meet.

You let your softened gaze turn upwards as an image constructs itself in front of you. A shadow with flickering eyes, peering down at you. It’s image can’t stay still for long, twisting and curling around like smoke. As if they were trying to figure out what form to settle in. It was sitting where the tv was supposed to be. You let your hazy gaze wink closed as your mind started to feel overwhelmed from the sights.

“Sorry,” A hushed voice whispers, echoing in your mind, “Too much? I thought you would like it. . . You like stars.”

“It’s hard,” You admit, your eyebrows raising, “I can try again though,” when you open your eyes you are disappointed to see your living room. A voice flitted past your ear, breezy and soft. “No more for today, you’re going to stress yourself. . .” You feel a ripple of warmth ripple against your back, as if you were sinking back against another body. You frown gently, letting your eyes droop. You can faintly see wisps of smokey tendrils curling around you in something like a hug.

“I can still keep you company, just like this.” You give a little smile and lean back into the warmth, “At least we can still be together, even if I can’t see you,” You whisper softly.

3 years ago

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3 years ago

HII can i have a diabolik lovers matchup?! i’m 4'6 (yes I'm 19!) with blonde and brown hair(split) I also have bangs. Ocean blue eyes and a piercing on my tongue, my nose (3) and (6) on my ear also 2 lip piercings! i’m way to clingy and I have an addiction to stuffed animals?! I'm low-key shy but when someone insults me or my friends! They 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 need a doctor. My hobbies are horseback riding, drawing, dancing, singing and watching movies (also being on my phone to much!). I love to draw chibi art. My fav food is anything really! I suffer from diabetes, depression, anxiety and ED's but I am able to do contortion! (which I'm thankful for) I am pansexual and my ideal date is to just spend hours even days just chilling with each other really. I also get really emotional for no reason. (when someone raises their voice or gives me an nasty look I'm an cancer so that might explain alot) I'm multilingual (Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Dutch, English, Spanish, French, Russian, flemish, and German.) I love candy and just anything like sweets. My fav thing to wear oversized sweaters with knee high socks or leggings under them.  also I like to listen to heavy metal, rock, kpop and actually just everything you can imagine!

Hi, omg you can speak so many languages??? That's amazing, I envy you so much! I match you with:

Kanato Sakamaki

HII Can I Have A Diabolik Lovers Matchup?! Im 4'6 (yes I'm 19!) With Blonde And Brown Hair(split) I Also

not me projecting my love for this boy

Your clinginess might bother him sometimes, he's very short tempered, so he can get angry at you sometimes

More often than not he lets you cuddle him and hug him and bother him as much as you want though.

It's really up to his mood at the moment, sometimes he might enjoy the attention you're giving him, but sometimes he needs his space and he sure as hell makes it so that you give him just that.

Whenever he wants to spoil you, he buys you a plushie and if you end up having one that's as important to you as Teddy is to Kanato, he'll be glad (and also a little jealous XD)

Kanato thinks your timidity makes you that much cuter, but whenever someone dares to try and insult you, you two are a savage pair. I can see the two of you just tearing that person to pieces.

After these often quite heated...run ins, he can't help himself but grin like a mad man before kissing you, or hugging you. Sure, you might be a lowly human, but you sure as hell do know how to act mighty like a superior creature.

Kanato would love to sing with you or have you dance to his singing. Spend a few days with him and you'll know Scarborough fair backwards :D

He certainly appreciates your art and often requests you drawin him a chibi version of all kinds of things, but his favourite is the chibi version of Teddy. He has that one framed on his bedside table.

It sucks that you can't eat sweet things with him as much, even thoughyou both really like them, but at least you can watch movies together!

I think he'd like Disney and Pixar movies the most, they'd make him really emotional though. He's also definitely that kind of person who shouts at the main character during the movie, y'know, like: "Don't go there!" or "He's waiting for you behind the door!"

He wouldn't be the best person to help you with your mental health at first, because he hates seeing you sad, cry etc. but he doesn't know what to do to help you, which leads to him getting frustrated, which ends up in him taking that frustration out on you and making your condition even worse. With time and a lot of effort from your side though, he'll lern how to help you with panic attacks, anxiety attacks and depressive episodes.


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