@who-ever-said-i-was-nice You Can Take Some Of It, Some Type Of Arctic Weather Overcame Czech Republic

@who-ever-said-i-was-nice You can take some of it, some type of arctic weather overcame Czech republic and it's already over 10 cm of snow here and none of my boozs are high enough 😭 we can split half and half if you want

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Get your shit together.....

Stop smoking.....

like I understand the weather can cause connection to be lost... but it’s 0.5 inches of snow. 🤣🤣

DONT BE TAKING THE MICK 🤣🤣👍😂

i want to personally apologize to everyone who followed me for one fandom and is then bombarded with my 30 other fandoms that you have no interest in. 

Cleaning the house

Pairing: Gomez x fem!reader x Morticia

Summary: You clean the house once in a while, because all that dust cannot be healthy for breathing. Gomez and Morticia don't really understand why you do it, but everything has a positive side...

Warnings: suggestive (a little bit),

A/N: Oh my god, I am in love with those two and I have so many ideas. I need to write them somewhere before I burn out 😅. Funny story, my sister found an old tshirt, that we now use as a rag and it had my red hairdye on it. She gasped, looked at me, held up the tshirt and said "That's blood! Wednesday was here..."

They didn't understand what you saw in it.

You woke up early and left the warmth of your bed, and even in their dreamless slumber they immediately noticed your absence.

They didn't care much for cleanliness. On the contrary, they felt the most comfortable surrounded by dust and cobwebs.

And the basic stuff that unfortunately needed to be done was handled by Lurch.

So why you decided to just go around the hozse washing the clothes and dishes, helping mama cook and sweeping the floors was beyond them.

Maybe it was an old habit, from when you weren'twith them. Either way, if it made you happy, they wouldn't stop you...

"What's gotten into you so suddenly, my little bat?" Morticia asked you curiously with that sweet tone of hers, Gomez standing flush next to her, one arm around her waist, the other holding a cigar to his lips.

"Tish is right, Lurch has no problem doing all this." Gomez nodded and gestured around the room, in which you were kneeling on the ground at the moment, trying to get rid of a particularly persistent stain. Lurch himself was not far from you, busying himself silently with the many shelves in the room.

You shrugged your shoulders "I just felt like it." you shrugged your shoulders and attempted to scrub away the stain once again.

Giving up after another failure, you looked up at them still watching you curiously with a big smile "Must be some sort of a chemical stain."

The smiles you got in return were so kind and warm, it made you feel all bubbly inside. Just as you turned your head away from them, you heard Morticia lowly murmur "She does look quite sweet kneeling on the floor like that, doesn't she?"

You whipped up your head only to see them both still watching you, but in their eyes was a familiar shine, yet very far from the curiosity their gaze displayed just seconds ago.

Gomez turned to look at his wife through half-lidded eyes "Tish..." her name left his lips in just above a whisper.

"Working so hard for us, don't you think she deserves some attention?" she continued, giving you her hand and helping you stand up. She cupped your face in her other hand as Gomez came up behind you and you could feel his arms circling your waist.

He leaned his head on you shoulder and burried his face in the crook of your neck, to top of his head just next to his wife's fingers on your cheek. "Cara mia..." he whispered and took a deep breath.

"You know Tish, you are right. Like usual." pulling his face away from your neck he grinned at Morticia, before scooping you up bridal style, both of the swiftly kidnapping you back to the bedroom.

Before you three went missing for a couple of hours, you managed to yell your apology at Lurch, who probably didn't even expect a different outcome.

Very well written!

hi lovely can i please get a 2D x reader where reader is usually quite quiet and timid but sticks up for Stu against Murdoc because she's sick of him coming at Stu and she ends up getting hurt in the process?? protective 2D please<33 thank you!

[TW! Abuse/Physical assault!]

You were in the kitchen cooking up some pancakes for you and 2D. 2D rambling about his week: the movies he’s watched, a very good mexican stand he ate at, his new interests in chameleons.

You enjoyed hearing him, it served as background noise and you found his accent cute, it was a win win.

“So- So den I told the lady in the line-”

“Put a sock in it, face ache! You’ve been chattering’ for the past hour!” Murdoc threw an empty cigarette box across the room, landing straight at 2D’s forehead.

“This is a two way conversation, Murdoc. How about you piss off?” You snapped before you could stop yourself.

Your hands shot up your mouth with a gasp. You looked over at 2D who had horror fill his black orbs.

“[Y/N]... ‘ow long ‘ave you been here for? One month? Two?”

“I’ve been here for five.”

“Five... Right. Listen ‘ere, yeah?” Murdoc walked up to you, the way he stared at you ran a shiver up your spine. “Five months doesn’t mean jack, you’re just another bird 2D will play with till he gets tired.” Murdoc slammed his hand on the pantry next to your head, causing you to jump. “And really, the boy doesn’t have that long of an attention span.”

Tears welled up, your mind blank, say something, don’t let him have the last word.

“Don’t talk to her like that!”

You looked over to see 2D standing up, his fist clenched.

“What are you gonna do about it?” Murdoc stalked over to 2D, your boyfriend shaking like a leaf but holding his ground.

“I see your fist, big boy, you wanna act all tough and puff your chest? Do it. Strike me.” Despite Murdoc being shorter, it felt as if he towered over Stu.

Your own hands started shaking, Murdoc had abused 2D for so long, you didn’t know what got into you. you ran up to Murdoc and punched him square in the face.

You and 2D gasped but before you could apologize Murdoc pulled his fist all the way back and returned the favor.

Both you and Murdoc held your respective faces for half a second before 2D shrieked.

“Why’d you touch her?! Don’t touch her! Ever!” 2D threw himself at Murdoc, punching him wherever his hands landed. Yells and shrieks coming from the blue haired singer.

Murdoc quickly took a hold of the situation, pushing 2D off him and pinning him on the floor. Seemingly effortlessly.

“You’re disgusting! Hitting a lady is low even for you, innit? You twat!” 2D struggled against him.

“What are you on about?! I’ve never laid a hand on a bird!”

“Look over! You idiot!” 2D’s breathes came in sharp and hard, tears threatening to spill out as they both took a moment to look at you, a small trail of blood going down your nose.

“I did that...?” Murdoc seemed to ask himself more than anyone else in the room.

The green basist cleared his throat and got up, rubbing his hands together. “Well... now you know, birds shouldn’t get into gentlemen’s disputes.” Murdoc sighed and looked around. “There’s a first aid kit next to the loo. Third stall.”

You went over to 2D and helped him get up. Murdoc just silently stared at you guys. He seemed as if he had something to say but just walked away.

You let out a breathe with a smile adorning your face, your hands grabbed his face as you looked into his dark eyes. “You’re so badass.”

“You fink so?” He showcased his two missing front teeth.

“With what I just saw, I know so.” You held back the urge to kiss him, not wanting to get blood on his face.

Tom Hiddleston is a vampire as well and you no, I don’t take criticism

So have I got this right?

Mads Mikkelsen is an eldritch monster.

Benedict Cumberbatch is a ufo.

Nicholas Cage and Keanu Reeves are vampires.