Teacher Izuku AU

teacher izuku AU

my personal favourite headcannons <3

aged up ua teacher izuku getting annoyed and threatening to sleep with iida's brother if he keeps questioning him.

aged up izuku threatening to sleep with peoples family members instead of typical in school punishments like grade deductions or suspension. 

tenya telling tensei about the threat after school is out and tensei responding jokingly (or is it) that his door is always open. 

tensei coming in to pick up tenya / for teacher parent meetings if their parents aren't available and flirting(getting his number, winking, etc) with izuku, much to tenya's displeasure and embarrassment.

izuku and tensei actually becoming good friends and texting each other stories about tenya or just their days in general. 

the rest of the class thinking its funny until he started threatening their families as well. 

hitoshi thinking he's safe because aizawa sensei (&/or mic) adopted him, making a joke about it and izuku sensei informing him that them beibg his coworkers doesnt make them safe and flirting with them in front of him for good measure(much to mics amusement and shouta's displeasure+mild entertainment).

the rest of the staff thinking it's absolitely hilarious and him + nemuri bonding over sexual innuendos and humor. 

all of the staff that likes men though (most of them) are also kind of suffering because goddamn hes hot.

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kacchan is so much gayer than I would have ever been able to reasonably anticipate

Do you have any beast sskk hcs?

weekly movie theater dates

r more likely to bottle up issues w/ each other than mainuniverse sskk (until they work on it) when they start dating (as in less likely to admit the other person said something hurtful)

in true sskk fashion, atsushi is more like himself with aku than anyone else -- in this case more gentle

coffee dates

aku helps atsushi gradually live w/o his collar

the tiger is less friendly in general but super friendly with akutagawa

rashomon is also very gentle w/ atsushi

at some point atsushi just gets up and leaves yokohama (and the orphanage) and everyone he knows to deal with Everything and the only person who knows where he is is aku (and ranpo)

beast!atsushi is generally more soft spoken and calm than main universe atsushi and will go forever just not talking --- so sskk will be together and neither of them will talk

sskk date nights where they just do their own thing w/o acknowledging the other person

they dont move into atsushi's apartment, they get one together where there's room for atsushi to plant a garden (theres a fic about beast atsushi liking plants that is True to me)

akutagawa hates dazai but he never comments on the few things atsushi keeps as a reminder of him and always goes with him to visit his grave on the anniversary of his death

atsushi has a house husband moment during his self discovery phase

headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone

like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection – like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense

but the tiger

the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida

then kyouka and junichiro

and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno

at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members

but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah

anyway:

atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: we should eat him

atsushi: NO????

//

kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi

the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him

kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell

atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha

//

atsushi, literally just working:

the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.

atsushi: NO??????????????

ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-

//

and so on

is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes

atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like

atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-

the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice

atsushi:

atsushi: oh 

atsushi: oh no

//

akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?

atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like

akutagawa, blushing: oh-

atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u

akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-

//

eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like

atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him 

atsushi: no??????????????

//

kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi

atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?

kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????

//

atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-

the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-

atsushi: no.

//

atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u 

akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-

akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room

atsushi: do u not like goose :(

akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here

//

yeah

I don’t usually go on rants but here we go.

I am genuinely shocked at how little content is made on bsd beast, but my main issue is how most of it is centered around skk. Like- genuinely why are they the main focus?

Beast was literally based on sskk, to show how their dynamic would be if their upbringings had been practically swapped, and it is so beautifully full of potential to be analyzed and to speculate what happens post canon.

Not to mention the amazing relationship they could have with akutagawa not having the remnants of dazai on him and atsushi just being atsushi with a cuter haircut. They are so special to me. Yet, what is the main focus of beast? Ah, yes, that one scene with chuuya and dazai.

I get people making headcanons of what their dynamic would be in this au and of course people can write what they want but really can something in this fandom not be about skk for once.

For a story centered around sskk, in this case especially akutagawa, he is not really the main focus of the fandoms attention. Feels familiar, doesn’t it?