This Is Canonically How Desperate I Am To Talk About My Interests

This is canonically how desperate I am to talk about my interests

i make tons of references and it's not even funny

im shaking and seizuring in my seat I love these

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Anon, please calm down, You'll get your headcanons.

Bisexual, Demisexual and demiromantic; he will talk for hours about how everyone's pretty.

2. He really finds love at first sight silly, he doesn't understand it.

3. His machete is like his baby, he absolutely loves it.

4. Purposely uses a bunch of shampoo to annoy Isaac.

5. He really likes camping, he just doesn't go often because of a certain someone.

6. He befriended an opossum once and nobody knows how; except Abel (because he did the same).

7. He likes white chocolate a lot (shame you, Malachai, white chocolate sucks)

8. He finds it funny to pick short people (Isaac) up and just hold them in the air when they're bothering him.

9. He actually never swore, until he got into the cult, then his swearing begun.

10. Didn't even know soda existed for a solid ten years.

whatever this means, I love it

The assassin instincts are taking over.

had to draw them as that one meme going around on twitter

Original:

I MEOWED

Betrayal is bittersweet.

More 40’s shenanigans.

i will fucking chomp on your art

Me gusta mi estilo de dibujo pero casi no tengo tiempo para dibujar 👍