Viola, Throwing Her Head Into Tansy's Lap: Tell Me Im Pretty!

Viola, throwing her head into Tansy's lap: tell me I’m pretty!

Tansy, stroking her hair lovingly: you’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are

the secret to Redwall's success against various hordes and villains was the haunted sword

Scarum, to Sagax: Your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this group apart!

Tsarmina: I was just doing a little test to see if you'd gone crazy. Brogg: Well, we've passed your test, you can let us out now. Tsarmina: I can't let you out. Brogg: Why not? Tsarmina: Because the King of the Potato People won't let me. Brogg (humouring her): ... Can we see him? Tsarmina: Do you have a magic carpet? Brogg: ... Yeah. A little three-seater. Tsarmina: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People, and you're telling me you're completely sane?

“Abbot Mortimer I tripped and dropped some nuts this is literally the worst thing that could ever happen”

Bragoon: Watch out. There's chasms out there Horty: Oh wow, thank you....I would certainly have fallen to my death without your warning! Is there anything else in the world I should know about? Bragoon: Yeah