Odysseus Thinks He Suffered The Most, Out Of Every Person That Has Ever Suffered. And I Love That For

Odysseus thinks he suffered the most, out of every person that has ever suffered. And I love that for him

Odysseus is

50% crying

50%lying

+100%Not dieding

I'm gonna quick check on my favorite guy Odysse-oh he's crying again

Homer:He was a boy She was a girl Can I make it any more obvious? He was a punk She did balletCello What more can I say?

Emo kid! Ody & first cello! Pen

(he is in a band with Dio and she is in the school orchestra)

(he was a punk, she did ballet *singing*)

Do you ever think about how both Odysseus and Hector were yanked into the war by their relations, how they both have small children they must leave to fight, how they both were so gentle with them and are so vicious in battle. The hands that rock the infant are the hands bathed in the blood of enemies, dripping red but comforting notheless. And do you ever think about how Odysseus couldn't see his son grow, day by day, but will, ultimately see him as a man, and how Hector has seen his own son grow day by day but will no more, a dead child? Why does this father and this son live? Why doesn't this one and the other?

Hector and Skamadrios have been reunited in death, at peace, finally, and Odysseus and Telemachus have been reunited in life, but will still have to spill blood to be at peace and idk where I was going with this but it's making me feral

Oh so when Odysseus refuse to let Odysseus die, it's cool, and badass, and easy

But when I Calypso....

This is how he lives

odysseus to his men: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that's easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.

his men: But how-

odysseus ignoring them: "But how", you may ask. Well, easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "no thanks".

We can't name The Circe Saga the Hermes Saga because we already have the Troy Saga ✨🎤