It Always Achilles Is A Teen Girl This,

It always Achilles is a teen girl this,

Achilles acts like a then girl that,

but Menelaus is bachilly Cady from mean girls and you just let him get away with it.

when i tell you that im starved for dad! ares content. LET MY MAN BE A FATHER. I WANT TO SEE HIM AND HIS KIDS

The Telegony goes against what the Odyssey tells us not only because of Tiresias' Prophecy but also because Odysseus' family line only has one son each.

Zeus made our line a line of only sons. Arcesius had only one son, Laertes, and Laertes had only one son, Odysseus, and I am Odysseus’ only son. He fathered me, he left me behind at home, and from me he got no joy.

(Book 16, Fagles)

Telegonus can't even realistically BE Odysseus' son as he already has Telemachus. The Only son

Diomedes: You tried to stab me.

Odysseus: OVER THE PALLADIUM! That's how important you're to me.

Athena: Interesting, let the man talk.

Diomedes: He's playing with your pride, Athena. Don't listen to him.

Athena: Be more lenient. You know he has problems.

Diomedes: He has- I've been nothing but obedient to you but "he has problems"! Your favor, that's what he has.

Athena: I have no favorites. I let you hurt two gods.

Diomedes: You commanded me to hurt two gods.

Athena: How would you like to hurt Aphrodite again?

Diomedes: No, I want Odysseus punished.

Athena: Fine. You get to your home safe. And you get home after ten horrible years.

Diomedes: Deal.

Odysseus: No deal. I want to see my wife!

Athena: No, do not look at me with those eyes. You've been nasty out there.

Odysseus: I'm not nasty, I'm family driven.

Diomedes: *sighing* goddess, you're smiling.

Athena: He's adorable!

Thats what I have been saying

the great war by taylor swift is sooo helen and menelaus coded

Obsessed with the implications of Odysseus never forgiving Palamedes for making him take part in this war. He commits more atrocities for victory than nearly anybody else.

He leads Iphigenia to the alter, he convinces Achilles to lead the slaughter, he creates the horse to sack the city, he throws Astyanax from the walls, he gives Polyxena to Neoptolemus,

and he doesn't even want to be there. He's not fighting to win; he's fighting to leave.