Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Kissing Sweetly On A Warm Summers Day

rosencrantz and guildenstern are kissing sweetly on a warm summers day

“We are not held within un-, sub- or supernatural forces after all; in all probability, that is. Which is a great relief to me personally.”

— Tom Stoppard, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

by Reivash

ROS: We don't owe anything to anyone.

GUIL: We've been caught up. Your smallest action sets off another somewhere else, and is set off by it.

imagine a rosencrantz and guildenstern au where they are detectives. these black’n’white guys with smoking pipes and coats and all. AND THEY CANNOT EVEN FIGURE OUT FROM WHAT THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BEGIN THEIR RESEARCH

“Alas, our frailty is the cause, not we! For such as we are made of, such we be.”

— William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night