@rosencats

@rosencats

Good night, sweet spy. And the sweetest of spies is surely the best.

Hamlet: what is UP, rosenstern? How ya doin’ guildencrantz?

Guildenstern: um.. that’s not-

Rosencrantz: you got it wrong. IM guildencrantz

ROS: Is that you?

GUIL: Yes.

ROS: How do you know?

GUIL (explosion): Oh-for-God’s-sake!

— Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern at Wittenberg 💕

Exams are stressful

Person A: You know how love is always the answer?

Person B: Uhm,, yeah.. Sure.

Person A: well I didn't know the answers to the exams today-

Person B,facepalming: Please don't tell me that you wrote "Love" when you didn't know the answer-

Person A,beaming: Close enough, but I wrote your name.

Person A hates B

Person A: I named my cat after you B. It reminds me of you.

Person B: Awww... Because I'm cute and lovable?

Person A: No. Because you're a fucking cunt. You scratch at me for food. You bitch and whine and lay around all day. You're smart but incredibly stupid. Not to mention, even the smallest actions arouse suspicion with you. You're a cat, In the bad way.

Sure

Has it ever happened to you that all of a sudden and for no reason at all you want to marry your best friend? @rosencats