Rosencats - Rosencrantz

So.

Originally I said I was going to live read Jesus Christ Boy Detective. And I’m still going to do that, I promise. But a few nights ago while me and my lovely girlfriend @thinkofaugust were looking at terrible Hamlet spin offs on kindle, she found this-

And my lovely amazing girlfriend who is very, very good to was kind enough to let me take this one, because she is a sweetheart and I love her.

Y’all it’s been a minute since I did a live read of anything Hamlet related. This is going to be interesting. But yeah, I promise I’ll do Jesus Christ Boy Detective at a later date. For now, I’ll be tagging all posts and reblogs of this as ‘amh live read’, and you can read it chronologically, sans reblogs, in my ‘live read tag’ .

Hamlet in 2d coward

pre-play hamlet = hopeless romantic 

Hamlet: No two snowflakes are the same. They are all unique, fleeting creations.

Laertes, smashing together 20000 of them to throw at Hamlet’s ass: That’s beautiful.

Niels... What a beautiful name 😿

I’m sorry w h a t

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead where everything is the same except the coins they spin are made of chocolate. Rosencrantz wins and eats them all :)