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NEW LAUNCH ⏳ EVERYWHERE & NOWHERE

After the tragic events of Hamlet, background characters William Rosencrantz and Anne Guildenstern find themselves dying off screen. They end up dead and alive, everywhere and nowhere, allowing them to appear anywhere in time as they please.

Everywhere & Nowhere updates every Sunday and Wednesday on WEBTOON!

wow. so hamlet. much bisexual. very bisexual.

haha im gonna cry about ros and guil… I don’t want them to Be Dead and be trapped in an narrative out of their control I want them to smooch a little and hold hands and own a dog grooming parlor together :,^)

stoppard, oeuvre

The first character I first fell in love with: Mm, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern—my first Stoppard was everyone’s first Stoppard.

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Valentine Coverly. Ugh, fuck off with your algorithms and carefully chosen vocal cadences, Edmund, I’m ruined forever.

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: BECAUSE I CAN FIGHT SO HARD WITH THE STOPPARD FANDOM, RIGHT. Hmm, let’s go with William Shakespeare—Shakespeare in Love counts, even if it is alimony, and I can’t with Joseph Fiennes.

The character I love that everyone else hates: Again, the “Stoppard fandom” is not an especially vitriolic place. But no one has my Natalie Beyer feels. NO ONE HAS MY NATALIE BEYER FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS.

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: NONE. Stoppards are forever, etc.

The character I would totally smooch: Yo Septimus Hodge, do me Byronical-like atop a stack of algebraical proofs. I’ll blow out the candle first.

The character I’d want to be like: Thomasina Coverly is my best self x10. I wish I was actually that bright.

The character I’d slap: Byron? Or pick anyone in Travesties. Not that I’m mad, just that they all probably need the slap.

A pairing that I love: THOMASINA/SEPTIMUS, BURN MY HEART WITH CANDLEFLAME.

A pairing that I despise: I have no space for hatred in the Stoppard ventricle of my heart, come on.

“Good night, sweet... spy. And the sweetest of spies are surely the best.”

— Benedict Arnold, A Drama of the American Revolution in Five Acts