God Can Deliver You From Anything, You Know.

God can deliver you from anything, you know.

fun fact: if you get into kotlc you aren't allowed to be normal about fire anymore

that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)

Why does it feel weird and intimate to mention that someone was in even the most innocuous of your dreams? Sorry my subconscious decided to think about you for a second. You were a curator at an ice cream museum that was also my second grade classroom. If you even care.

Sophie: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Grady: Just rip the bandage off.

Sophie: It’s Keefe.

Grady: Put the bandage back on.

My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is. This knowledge is a great burden.