I Am NOT The You Are To Drew Like Henry Is To Me Anon I Am A Completely Different Person However. I'd

I am NOT the you are to drew like Henry is to me anon I am a completely different person however. I'd like to share a little something about Henry.

I had a friend on discord once and we talked about Henry quite a lot, and we made what is what I think my FAVOURITE Henry theory of all time.

Okay, think about it: what's the ONE tmf character that has a design trait that literally HIDES or CHANGES their real appearance to the audience? That's right; HENRY. Henry's real EYES are never seen (except for the glow up video which I'm really not counting because that's like... a silly little thing BUT ANYWAY) in the show. And we all know eyes are the window to the soul. What I'm getting at here is that I don't think that Henry is genuine, not in a malicious way, but in some sort of... like, joke... way?? Gosh I can't explain it but here look.

Think about it. Why the hell would Henry spit gum into Zoeys hair? ZOEY, aka Drew's girlfriend, aka THAT ZOEY? For the comedic value. Because its funny.

Why does he like lettuce juice? Really think about it. Really. What. Does lettuce juice. Taste like. Just fucking water. Maybe terrible water but you can't juice a fucking lettuce. This is a gag, yes, but the only closer similar gag is maybe Zander drinking grape juice I guess... but that's not similar. Grapes can be juiced. Where would you even GET a lettuce juice box? That's right, NOWHERE. Henry must've crafted those boxes, or at least stuck a sticker onto a green juice box, for a bit. Wouldn't that be insane ass effort to put into a bit? Hell, the juice is green. If you juice a lettuce it wouldn't be green. It's not a lettuce smoothie, it's a "lettuce juice". Meaning that Henry either getting green juice or dying water himself isn't out of the picture.

Why is he always goofing around? Sure, you can say thats just his silly goofy aura, but just THINK. He is DESIGNED with silly goofy in mind. His literal physical appearance is silly. HE LITERALLY HAS MEME EYES. HE'S THE ONLY ONE WITH MEME. EYES.

I know this is just an archetype. I know he's just a character.

But just. Think.

He isnt just "a comedic relief character", he IS the comedic relief character. In their show. That's the role he put on himself. The role he's putting effort to play no matter the consequence.

But why would that be? I mean, look at Liam! He's silly and goofy too, why am I doing this whole ass essay?

I bring another point into discussion; the fact that he's a WEEB.

A DORK.

A GEEK.

Now, I may be projecting just a smidge here, but that just means I have personal experiences of that happening.

We all know Drewy Bear loves to adopt absolute fucking losers and up their status, as shown with Jake. And, come on, think about it, Henry is like THE most bulliable character in the show, no offense. So, what I'm proposing,

Is that Henry must've gotten bullied before too. It would make total sense! He's a weeb, excitable, probably says "nani!?" Unironically, etc. And you know, sometimes when you're picked on... you really start to internalise that shit. Sometimes the attention you get from people laughing at you feels good. Terrible, hurtful, and devastating... but good. Because they find you funny.

And you then put ALL your effort into being funny. That's the only thing you're gonna be, after all, you're hillarious. Oh, you can only eat X food? What are you, a rabbit? Hahaha, turn that into a funny bit! Etc, etc etc.

We don't know how long this went on or how long Henry was a Dromie, but one things for sure (in my theory): all of this slowly made him less and less of a person, and more and more of just a joke.

And no, the lettuce thing isn't a reach. I've had this genuinely happen to me personally; people kept on making fun of me because I had to soften my food because of my chronic fatigue, so i turned it into a bit. I'm not ruling this out for Henry.

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But hey that's just a theory A FREAK THEORY thanks for watching aaaaand send ask

That is a WILD theory but I TOTALLY see what you’re getting at!! That makes so much sense! And it takes his silly role as comic relief and spins it around to be hella depressing. (Turning yourself into the joke just to make people laugh is way too real-😭)

Almost makes me wonder too what if ALL the Jomies were bullied prior to meeting Drew? I mean Liam’s not exactly the definition of cool either. That’d be really interesting to see.

Day 11! Something I like/dislike about the Music Club!

If I’m being honest, I don’t have too much to say about these guys. I quite like them, they’re very silly.

I think my favorite thing about them is honestly just seeing them all grow to accept Jake over time, each with their own little episode and whatnot. It’s pretty heartwarming, and I love me a redemption story that takes place over several episodes instead of just one. (Lookin’ at Zuko here.)

And honestly, I like all their characters a lot! (Except Hailey.) They’re all just funny little guys!

I think what I dislike though is that they don’t really stick out of me much as a group. I don’t really know how to explain it, but when they’re all together it just feels… boring? I like them more individually. Or when they’re in pairs. But when it’s all six of them, it’s just… not really that interesting. Like, they’re cute together, don’t get me wrong, but there’s nothing really about them that really keeps me invested in them. Like I won’t really be rotating them in my brain for hours on end like I do with the Jomies.

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I get 70% of my drew head-canons from your rants on him, 10/10 rants 🔥🔥

THANK YOU!! Yeah Drew literally never leaves my brain he rotates up there 24/7 I could literally write a whole damn novel about this boy (and I pretty much have lol) I’m glad you like themm

“So… this is what you left me for…”

(Am I really posting Drew angst on Jake’s birthday? Hell yeah, who’s gonna stop me??)

Also I’ve noticed people tend to draw Drew in one of two ways:

Option 1- Your average depressed emo teen.

Option 2- TWINK.

(Both are correct)

(Anyways should I digitalize this?)

insane henry theory anon is back yeah about Liam i never really like had that much theory energy put into him but seriously it fits too. Like, ALSO FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE (i kin all the dromies.) like sometimes you literally get bullied into making yourself as sexual as possible to fit in with every one else (and in the end, i got slutshamed despite only hopping on the bandwagon for one year...?). Like, how could a scene kid go from friendly (see : jake flashback to freshman year) to like a horned up milf lover? I mean I'm not saying scene kids cant be horned up milf lovers i mean im scene i love milfs too but what im saying is he went from "Hi! I'm Liam, and this is Henry! He likes anime dating games >:3" to "𝓘 𝓰𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓼𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓷'𝓽 𝓫𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓭…". He literally went from regular kid to stereotypical fuck boy. He even got a YEE YEE ASS HAIRCUT anyway ya thats it

Damn bro, Henry and Liam being amalgamations of what they were bullied for goes fucking crazy. But that’s so sad tho😭

Love taking characters with little to no hints of angsts and shoving a bunch of it in their face lol.