A Vulcan Named Stork Works At The Terran Adoption Agency. Parents Always Request That He Be The One To

A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.

In the never-ending quest to alleviate my migraines, I bought a special angled pillow that lets you sleep on your side while your arm just kind of hangs through a whole in the middle. I did this because I’m a left-sided sleeper, always have been.

Until my neck subluxated and now I can’t sleep on that side without compressing some vital nerves and blood arteries. I also can’t sleep on my back right now because the pressure compresses my occipital nerve. Basically sleeping has been a nightmare recently, but that’s not the point of this post.

The point was I brought this up in physical therapy to talk about how great this pillow is because I can now sleep on my right side without the stupid thing going numb or waking me up because it hurts. And my PT was like wow, great! How did you sleep on your left side for so long without it being an issue?

And I said, oh that’s easy. I just tuck that shoulder out of the way.

And she said, ...what?

And I said, yeah, I just tuck it out the way. Not like my right shoulder. That one doesn’t move as well. It just hurts, I think there’s something wrong with it.

And my physical therapist asked me to demonstrate what I mean when I say I ‘tuck my shoulder out of the way,’ and haha, you’re never going to believe this, turns out I’ve just been casually pulling my left shoulder out of the socket for, oh, let’s see, 30 years? And then napping on it like hmmnm yess comfy.

Anyway. I looked up from my demonstration and my physical therapist was making this face:

Genshin Impact | Some Funny moments in Furina's Demo

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

i made a little interactive story about a spaceship and its passenger, you can read it here: passenger9027 ^_^

This means I don’t have to endure Kingers reaction to the comment right,, right-

🔥PUNISHMENT DAY⚔️

Context || PART 1 ||

Dear Children, there will be no blood spilled today... or ever for our beloved @saytrrose.

However.

Although we have a few more hours until the verdict is finalized, I think it's quite obvious what this family wants.

And so feast your eyes as the punishment unfolds.

Part 1/2 :)

kofi✨