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He pissed on my wife that's right he took his hedgehog quilly fucking dick out and he pissed on my wife and he said his dick was this big and I said that's disgusting so I'm making a call out post on my twitter.com Shadow the hedgehog you got a small dick it's the size of this walnut but way smaller and you wanna see what my dick looks like boom no points no quills no pillows it looks like two balls and a bong Shadow the hedgehog fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the earth except I'm not gonna fuck the earth I'm gonna go higher I'm pissing on the moon how do you like that Obama I pissed on the moon you idiot you have 23 hours before the piss thropplets hit the earth now get out of my sight before I piss on you too
(Sorry if it's a little inaccurate to the actual Eggman speech from the fandub I typed this all from memory)
heye every one.
is this too niche of a joke? i hope not
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!