RELATIVITY FALLS MYSTERY TRIO!

RELATIVITY FALLS MYSTERY TRIO!

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Thank you dear supporters for all the help you are offering the people of Gaza in this dire time. I am a father of four tender babies who are paying much of their childhood and innocence in this unfair war. Please do whatever you can to help me save my family till the war ends.

Despite the suffering and hardships of this fierce war , your support and assistance ease us and grant us power and patience. Your contribution keeps a whole family safe, that is why i am asking you to donate whatever you can of at least share my link so that other donors can know about my tragedy and pain.

Help Kareem and Carmen Evacuate from Gaza!

"I am Yousef Hussein, from Gaza and residing in America. Me and my family have been in America for two years. Kareem and Carmen, the twins of my sister, are in desperate need to evacuate from Gaza. Their mother was killed with her family of 8 people after their house was directly bombed. Since the beginning of the war on Gaza, I have provided all the financial assistance I can to them and the remaining family trapped there."

"The children, Kareem & Carmen, have been displaced with my father, mother, and my sisters in southern Gaza. They all now shelter in tents for those displaced in the siege. In light of the winter weather and the bitter cold, and ongoing bombardment, we fear for them every minute of every day."

"The twins are in dire need of getting out of Gaza, especially after the deterioration of their psychological & health conditions, and especially after the loss of their parents. The cost of getting out of Gaza via the Rafah land crossing into Egypt is very expensive and ranges from 5-7 thousand dollars per person. There are a total of six family members, including the twins, trying to evacuate at this time. I ask you to help me in this ordeal because I am unable to cover this amount."

As of writing this,

$12,332 USD has been raised for their $50,000 goal.

Vetted here by @90-ghost!

They are siblings. And Sherm needs to be caught up on all the shenanigans.

if tambry has zero fans then i am dead and gone

because i'm a little salty that jack's not getting an ssr in the new event (i love the three that we got, but srsly, it's been so long since jack's gotten one, pls, twst, pls), i raise you the following:

one weekend, when sebek wants to grab a special mushroom from the mountains to make soup for malleus who's currently suffering from a fever (diasmonia has not known peace ever since), jack volunteers to fetch it for him so that sebek can spend his time making sure people don't die from the stray lightning bolts that come out whenever malleus sneezes.

the trip takes about two to three days, but it's a great workout, so jack doesn't really mind.

you know who does mind? savanaclaw.

because jack didn't leave a note. didn't think it was necessary. i mean, leona goes missing for days on end sometimes, and nobody ever worries about him.

(the difference being, of course, that everybody trusts leona to take care of himself, whereas every single time jack can't be accounted for, he's usually this /\ close to dying.

and also he's the baby(tm) of the pride despite there being plenty of underclassmen, so you know, there is that)

he comes back, only to see that savanaclaw has taken over the school, leona has turned every hiding spot imaginable to sand (there's more sand than grass now), and some of the dorm members are frantically ringing dinner bells in one hand and shaking some meat with the other ("jackie! dinner's ready!" "i'm not a pet, what the—"), and the other students have barricaded themselves in the cafeteria out of fear.

even malleus is in there, still sick, which is a problem, because that means if they stay inside the cafeteria they might die, but if they go out, they will definitely die. so... tough choice.

luckily, savanaclaw chills the fuck out when jack turns up unharmed, he gets ruggie a donut and some gazelle for leona as an apology, and everybody is a-okay.

(unfortunately, jack is banned from seeing the first-years for a week after that, and sebek gets put in detention for a month for "encouraging a student uprising/sewing the seeds of anarchy".)

(at the next spelldrive match between savanaclaw and diasomnia, guess whose ass they go for first. (hint: it's not malleus))