You Know The Drill, Op Disabled Reblogs Etc Etc Etc

you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc

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because i'm a little salty that jack's not getting an ssr in the new event (i love the three that we got, but srsly, it's been so long since jack's gotten one, pls, twst, pls), i raise you the following:

one weekend, when sebek wants to grab a special mushroom from the mountains to make soup for malleus who's currently suffering from a fever (diasmonia has not known peace ever since), jack volunteers to fetch it for him so that sebek can spend his time making sure people don't die from the stray lightning bolts that come out whenever malleus sneezes.

the trip takes about two to three days, but it's a great workout, so jack doesn't really mind.

you know who does mind? savanaclaw.

because jack didn't leave a note. didn't think it was necessary. i mean, leona goes missing for days on end sometimes, and nobody ever worries about him.

(the difference being, of course, that everybody trusts leona to take care of himself, whereas every single time jack can't be accounted for, he's usually this /\ close to dying.

and also he's the baby(tm) of the pride despite there being plenty of underclassmen, so you know, there is that)

he comes back, only to see that savanaclaw has taken over the school, leona has turned every hiding spot imaginable to sand (there's more sand than grass now), and some of the dorm members are frantically ringing dinner bells in one hand and shaking some meat with the other ("jackie! dinner's ready!" "i'm not a pet, what the—"), and the other students have barricaded themselves in the cafeteria out of fear.

even malleus is in there, still sick, which is a problem, because that means if they stay inside the cafeteria they might die, but if they go out, they will definitely die. so... tough choice.

luckily, savanaclaw chills the fuck out when jack turns up unharmed, he gets ruggie a donut and some gazelle for leona as an apology, and everybody is a-okay.

(unfortunately, jack is banned from seeing the first-years for a week after that, and sebek gets put in detention for a month for "encouraging a student uprising/sewing the seeds of anarchy".)

(at the next spelldrive match between savanaclaw and diasomnia, guess whose ass they go for first. (hint: it's not malleus))

They are siblings. And Sherm needs to be caught up on all the shenanigans.

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