HE IS SO YUMMY

HE IS SO YUMMY

Timothy Drake Wayne.

At some point, Tim has a day off. He decides to spend part of that day in the skatepark, so he puts on his baggy T shirts over long sleeves and loose jeans, ties his battered trainers, grabs his skateboard and heads off.

Part way through, a bunch of media (or similar) students turn up, asking interviews and doing recordings for their assignment. They spot Tim, (unrecognisable in his personal clothes, rather than work suits) and call him over, both getting permission to record a few stunts (after he realises they have no idea who he is- it'll be funny if they later realise) and answering a couple of their assignment questions (based on Gotham ig) . Amusingly, 1 of the questions is wether he's skipping to be at the skatepark, which he response is that he's actually a drop out, but he used to skip for the skatepark, after working a bunch of internships at di/we for a while, he ended up working there full time.

Anyways it ends up on the Internet, as videos of cool skaters do, and people recognise him and it blows up- because Tim Wayne??? Not I'm business suits, spotted in camera??? Its uncommon. + I feel like the media would often forget that Tim was a high-school drop out if they're not complaining abt it. Also, who knew he was so good with a skateboard? (Everyone who actually knew Tim drake, is the answer)

I need more tim and bart in my life

Not as a ship, i mean, theyre great as a ship but not necessarily as a ship

I just love the Evil Mastermind and his Evil Minion

Not to say Bart is evil, love the guy. But you know, the guy from an Evil Future™ definitely needed to do some morally gray stuff on the regular. And I honestly really like the idea that everyone in Young Justice trusts each other with their lives, fully, Tim and Bart included in that ofc.

So since, in this case, Bart trusts Tim fully with his life, if suddenly Tim's like "Hey, I need you to quickly get this guy to the torture cell." And Bart answers "There's a torture chamber? Thats crash, anyways-(woosh) already did that, do you think they sell Flash Pop Tarts in europe? Cassie has been wanting some gelato, do you want anything?" "I could go for some too, get enough for the team, will you?" "Yeah, yeah! In a flash!(woosh)" "You're not original."

Bart would not bat an eye to the morally dark gray plans Tim's brain would conjure up, he'd accept it as the best possible way to defeat the bad guys without a blink.

The others however, in multiple different ways, would begrudgingly know that the plan would work, since they trust Tim, but cause some plot relevant mistrust between the team or a new member or someone from JL. Which is not inherently bad, we love some plot conflict, but you know, they wouldn't do that <33.

Give me some evil Tim and Bart thank you!!

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

Jason: The universe does not want me dead.

Jason: It does not want me happy, but it does not want me dead.

I miss the pre-New 52 Tim and Jason dynamic so much. It was basically Jason beating the fuck out of Tim well being all "nothing personal kid I just hate everything about you, your existence and the fact you're breathing right now" and Tim spitting up blood going "what if your mother was a whore, kill yourself" and Jason just deciding right then and there that this kid is his favourite person. Then it just turned into a Tom and Jerry hunt across the city where Jason keeps hitting Tim with the "join me, be my robin" and Tim kicks him in the balls.