He Said The Thing HE SAID THE THING

he said the thing HE SAID THE THING

Stephanie and Bernard definitely have some shared classes. Stephanie is premed and Bernard is double majoring in Physics and Biology. Both are STEM majors at the same school so it’s not far fetched to say they’d share some classes.

Now these classes probably have upwards of 200 students (Gotham University is massive), explaining how they’d never met until Tim introduced them.

After talking they’d quickly discover they shared several classes- which leads to a fast friendship. They share notes, join each others study groups, complain about professors, complain about Tim. They simply have a lot in common.

I just think if they became friends it would be hilarious. I mean-

Bruce: Alright we’re all set up for the Gala tonight. Any questions?

Stephanie: Yeah, can I get a plus one?

Bruce: You are the plus one.

Stephanie: Don’t be bitter. I want to invite my friend Bernard.

Bruce: Isn’t that…?

Tim: Yes. You don’t get to invite my boyfriend to be your plus one.

Stephanie: Don’t be selfish Tim, he can be my friend and your boyfriend at the same time.

Bruce: Does it matter if he’s already coming?

Stephanie: I have dibs for tonight!

Tim: You can’t call “dibs” on a person! Come on, can’t I just have this one thing?

Stephanie: Oh come on name one thing that I’ve-

Tim: First Robin, then my sister, now my boyfriend. What’s next? My social security number?

Stephanie: You quit Robin!

Tim: Under Duress!

Concept: Jason sending Tim a different drug dealer’s name every month so that rich kid Tim Drake tries to make the dealer sell to him as a test if they’re truly sticking to Jason’s no selling to kids rule.

Jason has essentially killed two birds with one stone, 1. He got to identify and take out the fuckers that were still selling to kids and 2. He essentially made sure Tim could never buy anything from Gotham’s dealers. Call it his way of caring.

To anybody else, Tim just looked like another stupid rich kid who doesn’t know what they’re getting themselves into but the ruse is up when the news starts spreading that anyone who sells to Tim Drake specifically will get their ass busted by the Red Hood. So the next time Jason sees Damian he pitches the idea up to him and the few dealers that sell to Damian get an especially slow and painful treatment cause how dare they sell to what is very clearly a 14 year old baby??

The operation is kept strictly away from Bruce, of course, until one day some reporter breaks the story about billionaire Bruce Wayne’s kids caught trying to buy drugs and all HELL breaks loose. The end result was all of them being grounded for a month after a 5 hour long rant about responsibility and damaging their civilian reputations and the entire Wayne family being blacklisted from the drug market no matter how much cash they wave around.

Detective Comics #967 (2017)

Cass giving Tim the proper hugs he deserved after coming back from the “dead” !!

bart girl summer

cold take: jason todd smokes cigarettes

hot take: jason would never smoke cigarettes due to ptsd from dying of smoke inhalation

hotter take: jason forces himself to smoke cigarettes to prove to himself that he isn’t affected by it anymore