Awww This Was So Cute.

awww this was so cute. <3 and the “don’t let your friends drink and text” (or voicemail in this instant) only works if you’re not equally shitfaced, i.e. kookie :D 

ditto | pjm.

member: park jimin

main pairing: park jimin x reader

fic type: one shot

word count: 1.1k

genre: fluff

warnings: mentions of alcohol/being drunk, there’s like one curse word, a tiny bit of angst if you squint?

summary: you accidentally send your best friend a drunken voicemail telling him that you’re in love with him. 

A/N: this was originally just supposed to be a drabble, but i got a little carried away. oops! sorry not sorry.

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“love you two, want you to adopt me, but yoongi is still in turmoil” 😂😂😂 I’m so happy about their date! and the twilight discussion at the beginning is gold 

part twenty-eight - twilight

~kiwi~

[idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader]

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a/n: ahh at last it finally happened lmao 🤧 how are y’all feeling about this part?? let me know and let’s chat!! thanks for reading!! x

uh the drAMA AT THE END NO WHAT’S HAPPENING O.O

but “how do I take dirt to flavourtown” and joon’s “men really ain’t shit” had me cackling 

part sixteen - britney spears

~kiwi~

[idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader]

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a/n: ahh i know this one ended on a cliffhanger but just trust me and hang in there y’all!! hope you like it!! lmk and lets chat!! thx for reading x

“The icon who agreed to birth your demon spawn” is another great movie title! 

I’d love to know what Jimin wanted to say about how he felt when he saw the ultra sound... 👀 And also, the whole fake dating thing, isn’t this about to blow up in their face once some of his recent flings claim he cheated?! 👀👀👀

P.S. I hope your finals went well!

part twelve - respect the hustle

~kiwi~

[idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader]

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a/n: sorry for the wait!! finals have been hell oof and i was super sleepy as i wrote this so might be a mess lmao but i hope y’all enjoy it!! let me know and let’s chat!! thanks for reading!! x

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YES TAE’S RIPPED MY HEART OUT TOO. :( :( :( but “hold me like you used to” comes close second. 

fake texts | post break up. (maknae line)

warnings: angst, language, mentions of being drunk

fake texts | post break up texts.

— they say you shouldn’t text your ex, but you were never one to listen to other people’s advice.

read the hyung line here.

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A/N: let me know who your fav was/which one hurt u the most. jk’s was my favorite to make, and tae’s ripped my heart out.

The dramatic reactions give me life. “... so we’re splitting the therapy costs then” and “pour bleach in my eyes and hope it’ll burn in brain” 😂😂😂 Hobi though “he should be so lucky” <3 

fake texts | bts. (hyung line)

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fake texts | accidental sexts. 

— you accidentally send a sext to your best friend instead of your boyfriend, so naturally, chaos ensues. 

collab with the ever so lovely, @ppersonna​. she did maknae line! you can read it here.

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A/N: let me know who was your fav. xo