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Twisted Tales Masterlist
~ seven men. seven fairytale curses. but can true love break the spells that bind them? ~
a/n: welcome to the masterlist for my “twisted tales” oneshot series! release dates for each are tba but i’ll post them as i finish them!! graphics made by the lovely @syinisuga!! hope you guys enjoy my twists on these classic fairytales!! x
➳ LITTLE RED || werewolf!namjoon x you
— you were lost in the woods. he was the kind of monster everyone said you should be afraid of. but what if the big bad wolf… isn’t so bad?
— angst, smut, fluff, inspired by the fairytale “little red riding hood” by charles perrault.
➳ NEVERLAND || immortal!hoseok x you
— every night he’d appear at your window; the man who never grew older. he’d ask the same question “will you come with me to neverland?”
— fluff, smut, slight angst, inspired by the story “peter pan” by james matthew barrie
➳ BEAUTY & THE BEAST || beast!yoongi x you
— he was a spoiled prince who had everything but a heart. his curse is one that only love can break. but how could you learn to love a beast?
— angst, smut, fluff, inspired by the “beauty & the beast” by gabrielle-suzanne de villeneuve
➳ SWAN LAKE || swan shifter!seokjin x you
— it’s every princess’ dream to marry a prince. every princess… except you; you preferred the mysterious man you met by the lake each night
— fluff, angst, smut, inspired by pyotr ilyich tchaikovsky’s fairytale ballet “swan lake.”
➳ THE FROG PRINCE || prince!jungkook x you
— life was good for arrogant prince jungkook… until a scorned sorceress turned him into a frog. the only way to break the spell: a kiss from you
— humor, fluff, smut, inspired by “the frog prince” (made famous by the brothers grimm)
➳ SNOW KING || ice sorcerer!taehyung x you
— cursed to freeze everything he touches, king taehyung built a castle of ice to keep everyone else out. what he didn’t plan on? you getting in.
— angst, fluff, smut, inspired by the fairytale “the snow queen” by hans christian andersen
➳ UNDER THE SEA || merman!jimin x you
— there was one thing you remembered of the man who saved you from drowning; his voice. so why did this voiceless boy seem so familiar?
— fluff, smut, slight angst, inspired by “the little mermaid” by hans christian andersen.
So much??? is happening??? already??? And is it foreshadowing that we learn about Jin yelling at a baby (why can I literally see that happening) and Hobi avoiding fighting one? 😂😂😂
part two - virgin with a capital ‘V’
~kiwi~
[idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader]
“being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music? bad. being knocked up by the biggest playboy in music when you’re a virgin and you didn’t even sleep with him? so. much. worse.”
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a/n: so here’s the first real part!! hope you guys enjoyed it! lmk and let’s chat!! thx for reading x
This part had me giggling! “Kinda punk rock” “I guess the peas mean it went well” “someone get k celeb on the phone” - brilliant stuff!!!
part five - kinda punk rock
~kiwi~
[idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader]
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a/n: so this part kinda had a lot of shit happen ahsjdkdk but i hope you guys enjoyed it!! let me know and let’s chat!! thanks for reading!! x
“the world’s top class pregnant virgin spy” is a movie I would most definitely watch!!!
part eight - $5 a nip
~kiwi~
[idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader]
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a/n: hope y’all had a good weekend/easter if you celebrate it!! this chapter kinda had a lot of talking lmao but i hope y’all enjoyed it!! let me know and let’s chat!! thanks for reading!! x
This story is so wild!!!! Poor Tae Tae, this isn’t going to go his way is it? He is so supportive, I can feel his love oozing through the screen!
part ten - backup dads
~kiwi~
[idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader]
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a/n: this just keeps getting wilder tbh ahsjdkdk but i hope you guys are all enjoying it!! let me know and let’s chat!! thanks for reading y’all!! x
“The icon who agreed to birth your demon spawn” is another great movie title!
I’d love to know what Jimin wanted to say about how he felt when he saw the ultra sound... 👀 And also, the whole fake dating thing, isn’t this about to blow up in their face once some of his recent flings claim he cheated?! 👀👀👀
P.S. I hope your finals went well!
part twelve - respect the hustle
~kiwi~
[idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader]
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a/n: sorry for the wait!! finals have been hell oof and i was super sleepy as i wrote this so might be a mess lmao but i hope y’all enjoy it!! let me know and let’s chat!! thanks for reading!! x
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uh the drAMA AT THE END NO WHAT’S HAPPENING O.O
but “how do I take dirt to flavourtown” and joon’s “men really ain’t shit” had me cackling
part sixteen - britney spears
~kiwi~
[idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader]
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a/n: ahh i know this one ended on a cliffhanger but just trust me and hang in there y’all!! hope you like it!! lmk and lets chat!! thx for reading x
Gordon Ramsey insults really do be the way to get someone’s attention! And we all love some fancy miscommunication but these two are pudding for each other, get it together!!!!
part twenty-three - panini head
~kiwi~
[idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader]
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a/n: sorry this one was still kinda rough ahsjdk but there was hope towards the end!! hope you liked it!! lmk and let’s chat!! thx for reading!! x
So worth the wait, the little Kiwi being finally here. Also I have to admit, it took me an embarrassing amount of time to connect the dots to this series literally being called “Kiwi”, so who is the clown now. The baby name is adorable, too. And how is no one noticing Joon’s desperate crush, I feel like he is talking to himself 😂
part twenty-six - uncle protection squad
~kiwi~
[idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader]
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a/n: ahh yes baby kiwi is finally here uwu!! i hope y’all enjoyed this very soft part!! let me know and let’s chat!! thanks for reading!! x
“love you two, want you to adopt me, but yoongi is still in turmoil” 😂😂😂 I’m so happy about their date! and the twilight discussion at the beginning is gold
part twenty-eight - twilight
~kiwi~
[idol!jimin x coffee shop owner!reader]
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a/n: ahh at last it finally happened lmao 🤧 how are y’all feeling about this part?? let me know and let’s chat!! thanks for reading!! x
I’m sorry it’s been forever since I read the fic but I kinda skipped this part because I wanted to savour it so here I am ages late to the party. But it was such a great piece in this amazing universe you created <3 the dynamic between these two is really something and him being so astute and considerate and careful made me all soft inside. And the fact that they are so gone for each other but someone can’t tell is equally endearing and frustrating.
“Like they say, fate is a funny thing, and in your case, it was fucking hilarious.” this made me cackle :D
I would actually love to know Jimin’s inner monologue, like when did he decide he wished for things to have happened differently (the normal way)?! Also I haven’t been in a pool in what feels like forever and now I want to go for a swim :D
Loved this, thank you for writing and sharing <3
watermelon sugar || pjm
there were three things in your life you could never have planned for: 1) getting accidentally artificially inseminated as an adult virgin 2) finding out you’re pregnant with a celebrity’s baby and 3) falling in love with the guy too.
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🍉 pairing: idol!jimin x female reader
🍉 word count: 13.3k
🍉 genre: smut, fluff, romance, comedy
🍉 warnings: handjob, fingering, oral (f), unprotected sex (she’s already pregnant lol) loss of virginity, multiple orgasms, creampie, pregnancy sex, impreg kink if you squint lmao and jimin putting the daddy in baby daddy ;)
🍉 a/n: this can be read as part 21 of my social media au Kiwi or as a very bizarre oneshot ahsjdkdk i don’t know how this ended up so long but i hope y’all enjoy this filthy fluff x
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They say that fate is a funny thing.
Not funny ha-ha, but funny in that you can never expect the things it’ll throw at you. (Although in your case, some of the things fate had sent your way could be considered kind of hilarious, in hindsight.) Honestly, you used to not be sure if you even believed in fate, but there comes a point when the things that happen to oneself seem too beautifully ironic to be mere coincidence, and you’d reached that point.
Was it fate that that perfect building on the corner came up for sale right when you were looking for a place to open your coffee shop? Was it fate that you and Park Jimin visited that same clinic on the same day? And, most importantly, was it fate that out of all the women in the world to be accidentally artificially inseminated and wind up pregnant with his baby, it was your virgin self?
No, that last sentence was not a joke and you absolutely wished it was.
Somehow, either by providence, medical malpractice, or the beauty of human error, (or some unfathomable combination of all three) your simple check-up with the gynecologist all those months ago had resulted in you being mistakenly artificially inseminated with a sample from a man you had never even met. And as if all of that wasn’t insane enough on its own, to top it all off, you also happened to be a virgin. And now you were pregnant. You were a pregnant virgin.
Like they say, fate is a funny thing, and in your case, it was fucking hilarious.
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➳ Roses
╰ Life was a lot easier for Seokjin before the crackhead who moved in above his flower shop accidentally kidnapped his daughter, but he had to admit, meeting you definitely made things a hell of a lot more interesting…
pairing: single dad!jin x photographer!reader
genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, angst, smut
status: completed
a/n: yoooo y’all already know wtf is going on lol we back and thiccer than ever with a new au!! bls enjoy clueless single dad Jin getting his shit turned upside down by chaotic good y/n!! x
💐 part 1 - profiles
💐 part 2 - die hard
💐 part 3 - shrek
💐 part 4 - lizard person in a child suit
💐 part 5 - the sacred law of dibs
💐 part 6 - bird watching
💐 part 7 - friendship flowers
💐 part 8 - in a totally chill friend way
💐 part 9 - hold that canoe
💐 part 10 - math
💐 part 11 - frozen
💐 part 12 - the word that shall not be named
💐 part 13 - jolly green giant
💐 part 14 - over and out
💐 part 15 - exposed
💐 part 16 - psychic powers
💐 part 17 - zoinks scoob
💐 part 18 - smirgins
💐 part 19 - this is a case for the FBI
💐 part 20 - family night
💐 part 21 - lesbians
💐 part 22 - second chance
💐 part 23 - petals (m)
💐 part 24 - peachy
💐 part 25 - crying at the cinnabon stand
💐 part 26 - lasagna
💐 part 27 - bigfoot kink
💐 part 28 - Feelings™️
💐 part 29 - mario and luigi
💐 part 30 - everybody say sausage
💐 part 31 - code red
💐 part 32 - flower daddy
💐 part 33 - i do
💐 part 34 - skittles
💐 part 35 - epilogue
➳ Bloom
╰ Touring with some of the biggest names in the music industry should be a singer’s dream. Too bad two of those names happen to be your annoying new nemesis and the guy you can’t seem to forget…
pairing: idol!jungkook x idol!reader
genre: sm au, fluff, crack humor, slight angst
status: completed
a/n: hello my dudes!! this au is basically 1/3 fluff, 1/3 crack, and 1/3 me being a messy bitch who lives for drama,, all combining together to create this Mess™️ heheh,,, i hope u enjoy!! x
🌺 part 1 - profiles
🌺 part 2 - stay back, slut!
🌺 part 3 - rabid hyena cackle
🌺 part 4 - bigfoot
🌺 part 5 - choke
🌺 part 6 - avocado toast
🌺 part 7 - catfished
🌺 part 8 - legit
🌺 part 9 - kinky
🌺 part 10 - sportsball
🌺 part 11 - #bussygamestrong
🌺 part 12 - MILF
🌺 part 13 - mcnuggets
🌺 part 14 - sugar daddy
🌺 part 15 - bottoms up
🌺 part 16 - lactose intolerant
🌺 part 17 - the “f word”
🌺 part 18 - uncharted thot activity
🌺 part 19 - Not™️ Good™️
🌺 part 20 - thanks, NASA
🌺 part 21 - am I right bois?
🌺 part 22 - 🚨RED ALERT🚨
🌺 part 23 - mission: [failed]
🌺 part 24 - romance culture 😔✊🏻
🌺 part 25 - yUH YEET
🌺 part 26 - precious
🌺 part 27 - hell yeah fuckin RIGHT
🌺 part 28 - OOF MY HEART
🌺 part 29 - mcmuffins forever
🌺 part 30 - epilogue
➳ Collide
╰ Your life had always been wonderfully ordinary. That is… until the day you accidentally bumped into him and ended up with the wrong cellphone and a one-way ticket to a groupchat full of unusual characters…
paring: artist!taehyung x waitress!reader
genre: sm au, crack humor, fluff, smut
status: completed
a/n: yUH YEET!! we here with a new series shisters!! I really wanted to write an au with a crackhead gc but also an artist!tae fic so here we are doing both lmaoo I hope y’all enjoy it!! x
🎨 part 1 - profiles
🎨 part 2 - the thicc brothers™️
🎨 part 3 - the phone snatcher
🎨 part 4 - no comment
🎨 part 5 - hell party
🎨 part 6 - peeps
🎨 part 7 - serial killers
🎨 part 8 - that’s the that on that
🎨 part 9 - yeehaw
🎨 part 10 - friends
🎨 part 11 - heart dicc
🎨 part 12 - cereal court
🎨 part 13 - none pizza with left beef
🎨 part 14 - Rebellious Youths™️
🎨 part 15 - mothman: smash or pass?
🎨 part 16 - big miss steak
🎨 part 17 - uncouth
🎨 part 18 - loose milk
🎨 part 19 - paris, texas
🎨 part 20 - the city of love
🎨 part 21 - amour fou (m)
🎨 part 22 - jeopardy
🎨 part 23 - poisoned donut
🎨 part 24 - error 404
🎨 part 25 - crying in the club
🎨 part 26 - chef boyardee
🎨 part 27 - forever
🎨 part 28 - water my cat
🎨 part 28.5 - bonus
🎨 part 29 - the soft brothers™️
🎨 part 30 - yote
🎨 part 31 - friendship camp
🎨 part 32 - crackhead christmas
🎨 part 33 - the zodiac killer
🎨 part 34 - mazel tov, jeremy!
🎨 part 35 - epilogue
➳ Forever, We Are Young
╰ A story in which everyone is a poor college kid, Min Yoongi is a pianist who never seems to sleep, and you are a plucky young art student with some eccentric friends.
pairing: pianist!yoongi x art student!reader (feat. photographer!taehyung)
genre: sm au, fluff, humor
status: completed
a/n: hey guys!! this was my first au so it’s a little softer and less crackhead-y than a lot of my writing now lol, but I hope you enjoy it!! x
🎹 part 1 - profiles (½)
🎹 part 2 - profiles (2/2)
🎹 part 3 - milk thief
🎹 part 4 - respecting women
🎹 part 5 - apology dinner
🎹 part 6 - our fallen brother
🎹 part 7 - gathering nutrients
🎹 part 8 - important business
🎹 part 9 - but lowkey
🎹 part 10 - bible study
🎹 part 11 - power rangers x ninja turtles
🎹 part 12 - inconspicuous groupchat
🎹 part 13 - replaced
🎹 part 14 - saint hobi
🎹 part 15 - y/n & the bois
🎹 part 16 - turtles all the way down
🎹 part 17 - call me cupid
🎹 part 18 - weasel
🎹 part 19 - absolute buffoons
🎹 part 20 - poptarts
🎹 part 21 - ignore the turkey
🎹 part 22 - the jig is up
🎹 part 23 - ghost busters
🎹 part 24 - for her
🎹 part 25 - clingy boy
🎹 part 26 - the tundra™️
🎹 part 27 - ramen
🎹 part 28 - oof
🎹 part 29 - wolves
🎹 part 30 - the sport of kings
🎹 part 31 - the phattest uwu
🎹 part 32 - crouching tiger
🎹 part 33 - [blocked]
🎹 part 34 - beach bois
🎹 part 35 - just like shrek
🎹 part 36 - too many dads
🎹 part 37 - get your mans
🎹 part 38 - brb crying
🎹 part 39 - vine ain’t dead
🎹 part 40 - epilogue