Crack Idea:

Crack idea:

Jason on karaoke night singing "What I know now" from the Beetlejuice musical at the top of his lungs. It's not even off-key (because he's memorized the melody) but Bruce has stopped breathing somewhere between "I wouldn't have had my little accident" and "see a shrink, call a priest, ask the recently deceased". Jason joyfully shouts "I exploded!" and Dick's face turns to shrimp colour. Duke is laughing his ass off

(bonus if Steph is singing the parts of the ensemble)

when james is angry with sirius sirius becomes "your brother" instead of "my best friend" and when regulus is angry with sirius sirius becomes "your best friend" instead of "my brother"

sirius: *creeping behind regulus to stab him*

regulus, loudly: I hope no one is about to attack me from behind because I'm thinking about making cookies later.

sirius: *pauses*

sirius: what kind?

No matter how strong my longing gets, it won't stop as long as I'm me. I can't pretend I don't exist when you're touching me.

arcade night 🕹️🦇

Prints

Incorrect Batfam Quotes

Clark (as a reporter): Mr. Wayne, have you ever thought of having more children?

Bruce: You mean, adopting?

Clark: Adopting. Abducting. However you got the last four.

Bruce: …