Guys

guys

hear me out

making people (including myself) sad little flower boy people.

Hey do u maybe like hfjone. Ajsbdisjd

yeas

yeas

ok so I play Miitopia with the hfjone dudes as my party members and there have been multiple instances of the characters “proposing” to each other and it’s the gayest shit the world’s ever seen

storytime

one time I had this kid in my math class sitting at my table talking with other kids also sitting there

i really didn’t want him (or his friends) to be there bc I’m an introvert and wanted to do my work but I didn’t tell him to leave because I’m a shy doormat

anyway so eventually they somehow came to the topic of the lgbt community and kid in my math class said “tbh I don’t think transfem lesbians are real women. they’re just attention seekers”

I don’t remember if that’s exactly what he said, but I remember my reaction.

that caught my attention and I gave him a very aggressive, absolutely mortified death stare and he was like “what do you support trans people.”

“yes” is what I would’ve said if I wasn’t a shy doormat.

I just continued to glare at him before another kid read the room and said “let’s change the subject this is getting political.”

me, despite disagreeing with the idea that trans people were political, wanted to defuse it before kid in my math class said something else stupid so I said “yeah let’s talk about ducks.”

kid in my math class decided not to read the room and continued his bigotry and bitching and said “I identify as a duck.”

I wanted to sock him in the face

since I couldn’t physically though (because I’m a shy doormat), I decided to verbally sock him in the face. so I said,

“you identify as stupid, okay?”

lucky me, that shut the fucker up.

if you’re reading this, kid in my math class, fuck you. I totally should have socked you in the face.

it’s the ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiife