You Were Never Even Wrong In The First Place, Right? With Hooman ! Beej Pls

❝ you were never even wrong in the first place, right? ❞ with hooman ! beej pls 🥺🥺

Lydia had been sitting on a bench in a park. It was a rare sight, but she was trying to grow. Something Delia has been asking her to do since their first meeting. As her eyes scanned over the human next to her, she shook her head. So many thoughts were crowding her mind, yet she wasn’t sure what they were about. Her fingers played with a single strand of her long, blonde, hair as she closed her eyes. Her Mother’s birthday was coming up, but that was the last thing on her mind. School had started, friends started to leave her, and bullied kept picking on her. As she opened her eyes, the girl looked down to the sketch book on her lap. The smooth paper was covered with small bits of rubber and lines of graphite. Her dark brown eyes gazed over it and she shuddered. God, she couldn’t even do anything. Why was she still here? 

-; this sucks- but i’m brain dead so this is a little something to lead up to the point cause idfk-

“BEETLE— IS THAT MY SHIRT? A N D SWEATPANTS ?

Beetlejuice. How many times have I told you? If you’re gonna steal my shit, at least have the balls to tell me! We’ve been over this! SO many times, Beetle!”

He’s certainly not mad, just slightly annoyed. But lucky for him, he washed his shot and stole that!

So outfit swap for the two of them ! Nice.

Is Beetlejuice just sat on the sofa, sipping a cup of bubble tea as he’s sat lounging in sweatpants and an ACDC shirt, both of which fit him rather well and yet do not belong to him, they belong to Lawrence, so he may have borrowed them without asking, but he had no comfy clothes of his own and well he had been waiting for the other to get back and he wanted to be comfy so this was the solution he had come up with. 

{ comfy beetlejuice with @sadpuppetshows​ }

now Beetlejuice we talk about this with you being alive now you can’t play these kinda pranks no more

He groaned slightly and pinched the bridge of his nose with a sigh, sitting beside the demon, resting his head on his shoulder.

“You’re a dork, you know that? A loveable demon dork. You’re not so bad, you know. You’re secretly soft...!”

He chuckled slightly and ruffled his hair with a wink.

“I’m gonna go make a frappe, I’ll be back..”

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“BEETLE— IS THAT MY SHIRT? A N D SWEATPANTS ?

Beetlejuice. How many times have I told you? If you’re gonna steal my shit, at least have the balls to tell me! We’ve been over this! SO many times, Beetle!”

He’s certainly not mad, just slightly annoyed. But lucky for him, he washed his shot and stole that!

So outfit swap for the two of them ! Nice.

“Well I would if you were here, but you weren’t…?” 

He was sipping the tea again when he raised an eyebrow just a little at the other now, that shirt looked really familiar, a bit more white than the one  he, oh it seemed like it was a bit of a clothes swap day. 

“..Well one shirt looks good all cleaned up and oh you, also I have no comfy clothes and yours fit and I wanted to be comfy and drink tea I’m sorryy, it’s not like I can go out and get clothes Handsome, I can’t help it.” 

Another sip of tea, which the cup was empty by now but he’s got his hand up with a grin. 

“I promise to tell you when I borrow or well yeah totally steal your shit again.” 

Yeah he said that every time, but then again he was getting used to sort of living with someone. 

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He frowned and raised an eyebrow with a huff. THIS WASN’T THE PLAN !

“Excuse me! You’re supposed to be saving ME! It’s the knight saves the princess! If you’d told me we were gonna play Champion Handsome saves the Queen, I would’ve grabbed my other crown, Beetle!”

He groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose with a sigh. This was his life. And he didn’t mind it a single bit. 

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God help him. The rockstar literally CANNOT believe that this man is literally him from the future- And he’s literally BAFFLED at the sight before him. 

“Oh my GOD, Beetle! What the actual FUCK is this? You’re seriously playing knight saves the princess without me? THE AUDACITY-”

He scoffed slightly before he plopped down beside him with a sigh, pulling out a plastic princess crown from behind one of the couch cushions with a small snort, sighing dramatically. 

“IF ONLY THE HANDSOME KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR WOULD COME TO SAVE ME!”

And cue the glittery demon queen now pouting, just a little bit. He’s pointing up to his head now, raising an eyebrow and now smirking. 

“While you make the most cutest Princess, this queen was waiting for their champion to save them from the sandworm, Sandy!” 

And yes he then dramatically drapes this Sandworm Plush he just poofed into existence over his shoulders, then he was play struggling and just sending glitter more over the place now from his crown. 

“SAVE ME CHAMPION HANDSOME!!!”