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He frowned and raised an eyebrow with a huff. THIS WASN’T THE PLAN !
“Excuse me! You’re supposed to be saving ME! It’s the knight saves the princess! If you’d told me we were gonna play Champion Handsome saves the Queen, I would’ve grabbed my other crown, Beetle!”
He groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose with a sigh. This was his life. And he didn’t mind it a single bit.
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God help him. The rockstar literally CANNOT believe that this man is literally him from the future- And he’s literally BAFFLED at the sight before him.
“Oh my GOD, Beetle! What the actual FUCK is this? You’re seriously playing knight saves the princess without me? THE AUDACITY-”
He scoffed slightly before he plopped down beside him with a sigh, pulling out a plastic princess crown from behind one of the couch cushions with a small snort, sighing dramatically.
“IF ONLY THE HANDSOME KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR WOULD COME TO SAVE ME!”
And cue the glittery demon queen now pouting, just a little bit. He’s pointing up to his head now, raising an eyebrow and now smirking.
“While you make the most cutest Princess, this queen was waiting for their champion to save them from the sandworm, Sandy!”
And yes he then dramatically drapes this Sandworm Plush he just poofed into existence over his shoulders, then he was play struggling and just sending glitter more over the place now from his crown.
“SAVE ME CHAMPION HANDSOME!!!”
Foggy: Look, Matt, I made a little marshmallow you, it even has it’s arms crossed cause you’re grumpy all the time! What do you think?
Matt: *choked up* it’s fine.
this absolutely happened